Chris Corkery

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Absolutely buzzing that Keith Dunn is on BlueSky. Keeping up with the Barkley was one of the few things I thought I’d miss about that hellscape bot app that ultimately replaced Twitter. #BM100

Both FT’s used. DCL to Ndiaye, Dibling to Dango. TC Salah. Now, I’m absolutely praying for the ~4% chance of being able to FH25 into Arsenal/Chelsea/Spurs/Fulham. #FPL

So; this gameweek’s going well. Odegaard ill, DCL off the bench for him…who then gets injured before the pen. Two late Liverpool cleans ruled out. Good times.

Both of us owning Bruno for most of the season only for us to get cucked by him this week as we hold Ødegaard. We all know how that script will play out.

Didn’t check my team for about a week and came back to a bin fire. EV pretty much stinks. Rolled my 1 FT as opposed to getting back onto Bruno from Ødegaard. #FPL

Somewhere in Yorkshire there's a bunch of secondary school kids turning to their parents and saying "See, I TOLD you he was a dick" #TheTraitors

the priest ATE #TheTraitors

#thetraitors

Probably fair to say that over the 2 week period that so far this use of 3 FT’s was…very unsuccessful. Hindsight optimal of course!

I always said xG rank was fugazi.

3/4 FT’s used. Bruno finally departs the team, along with Mbeumo & Flekken. Odegaard, Eze & Pickford in. Cunha to Isak already pencilled in for this evening with the rolled FT! #FPL

Given the rest of the team is exactly the same, as Farke seriously dropped Ao Tanaka?! Idiotic if so. The Ampadu x Tanaka pivot was right there.

The manic festive period coupled with a potential banned player incoming…yet, another roll. Up to 4FT’s now. May use a few next week, but again likely Cunha dependent. #FPL

Small red arrow from 80k - 87k. even with 55 points coming in the last game! Team looks pretty good for next week too (bar the probable Cunha ban). May just end up rolling again. #FPL

Rolling this into 3 FT’s next gameweek. Review wanted Andersen over Trent, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. Slim possibility it won’t even matter any way if Cunha gets banned post deadline! #FPL

Into the top 100k for first time this season. Gvard to Trent wasn’t exactly an immediate success, but a good week generally. #FPL

I really wish there was a FREE Team Model that could tell you the best choice by: - being more accurate than the markets this season - giving clean sheet % - breaking down win/draw/loss % - projecting multiple weeks into the future *Disclaimer: This post is paid propaganda of elevenify.com

Man, Leeds are just SO so good this season. In any typical Championship season there are like 2-4 excellent teams and then [Everyone Else]. This year Leeds are miles apart in performance, and one of the best defensive teams I can remember in the league.

Might have to make this an Ao Tanaka fan account at this point. The guy’s just absolutely unreal. #LUFC

Decent green arrow - 275k to 122k. Still got a few potential fires to put out but 2 FT’s to play with…and may even roll!

Gabriel out means I’ll need a Dunk start off the bench. Did at least avoid the two alternative lines of Gvard to TAA or Andersen to Colwill by rolling at least. #FPL

-1.86 projected against Prime sample by the way. Team bad.

Red arrow from ~140k to ~175k but the team suddenly looks a bit threadbare with a combo of injuries (Andersen & maybe Gab)/illness (Solanke)/suspension (Dibling)/xMins risks (Gvardiol). Only got 1FT too and 1.4m in the bank, so every possibility I just roll and pray I can get 11 out. #FPL

There’s the cameo then. Assuming Gabriel plays tomorrow the Josko screamer is practically nailed on now. #FPL

This guy’s just an absolute baller. Top of the league, onto Saturday we go. #LUFC

First game following us on BlueSky. Leeds that. #LUFC

13 points in 7 games since this transfer. Absolute horror show.

It’s a low point celebrating Millwall goals, but, we move…

Did Gabriel to Trent with my one FT last night to avoid eating a price drop on Trent. Bit frustrating having only brought him in last week, but it is what it is. Having a load of attackers v defenders isn’t ideal but the DCL redemption arc this week when he braces is about to hit like crack. #FPL

My football clubs on BlueSky. 🙌🏻Time to go nuke the X account.

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