Chris Doherty

Chris Doherty

@chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social

Civil engineer specializing in urban stormwater drainage. Fan of Denver and Houston sports and fantasy football. #SFB13 #SFB14 #SFB15. #SFB16 Houston Live draft coordinator. Love home gardening and our 🐈🐈‍⬛ Your next car should be an EV.

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It's DRAFT DAY for online #SFB16! This is the start of my draft thread...leading off from 1.04 in the Dig Dug division. TBH, I foretold my preferred pick in this draft. The #1 scorer in (2025 stats) was also a guy that (loosely) shares a name with an actual Dig Dug character Pooka - Mr. Nacua. 🧵1/

Chris Doherty@chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social

I’ve spent the last 4 months preparing for the #SFB16 Scott Fish Bowl Houston live draft. Now I’ve got 4 days to prepare for my draft from the 1.04 in the Dig Dug division! 👀👀

Air pollution has gotten much better in my lifetime (thanks Clean Air Act). I could barely see downtown Denver (from Golden, 12 miles away) through its brown cloud when I was a kid.

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

Here on “The Official App of Sports”, I was wondering how much prep time Jameis Winston was putting into dance versus football, when I realized that BlueSky may cast a broader audience.

Being helpful cost us 4 hours in an airport. 🙄 First flight delayed, missed connection. Next flight full, we were 1st on standby. With 4 minutes to go, 3 checked in passengers hadn’t shown up. When I sat back down, 3 ladies said, “Are you going to Houston? We’re going to Houston.” It was them. 🤷‍♂️

This is a snip from an actual TV commercial for the candidate for North Carolina 11th congressional district. Jamie Ager (D) has ads with barn dances. Jennifer Balkcom (R) sits next to her mom, who says, “If you come into my house, you’re gonna get shot”.

I got chewed out by a ref for teaching a way-cool trick corner kick to my 12 yo soccer boys. P1 lines up for a corner, P2 comes & argues he should take. P1 moves the ball a bit on his way off the ⚽️ (thus live play). So now P2 can just dribble. Not like we even scored on the play but boys loved it.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social

Incredible @defector.com piece on trick plays in football. I read this part and gasped. defector.com/how-one-tric...

In my early 20s, needed to pick up my car from repair 10 miles away in the Colo. mountains near Cripple Creek. Didn't know a soul, so hitchhiked. An elderly couple picked me up... I was so grateful I didn't lecture them...asked me to get in on the left side, because his wheelchair was on the right.

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Puka (M) and Ladd (S late) Questionable… Playable Bench: Jakobi Meyers (S late) Pat Bryant (S late) Konata Mumpfield (M) I think if Ladd plays I should just bench Puka and play Meyers/Bryant. Right? Puka trending out. Rather get a known decent replacement than a known bad one.

A mini trade diary. 12 tm SF contending, but not the favorite. I made 2 trades with the favorite to set up a much bigger one today. The setup: I had both Pittman and DK Metcalf. Traded Pittman for a 28 1st and Drew Allar. After Deebo’s week 1 traded him to swap picks from a late 3 to an early 2.

And today was the payoff. Traded the 28 (late) 1st the 27 (early) 2nd and two young WRs (both acquired on waivers) for George Pickens. The things I like - - couldn’t have made this trade directly - the league favorite kinda gave me the ammo I needed to compete with him.

Back for another performance by Mercury Chamber Orchestra at the Houston Miller Outdoor Theater. 19 years ago, this was our first real date. So a repeat tradition whenever we can. #MercuryExperience

Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

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Posting the Yahoo! Auto-review roast for posterity sake’s. Evidently I drafted “with all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates”. I mean, that’s an improvement from my draft form, so I’ll take it. 😉

Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

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Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

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Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

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Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

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In the 7th round, I felt very fortunate. I was happy waiting out QB. And league-mates were not pounding them early, which is quite unusual for them, tbh. I got Jayden Daniels as the 10th QB taken. He was my QB4 (couldn’t be 5, amiright?).

Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

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Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

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Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵

I set my rankings knowing I’d need to make an awkward choice in the 2nd. Not gonna draft a 2nd WR with same week 11 bye. Didn’t love RBs there. Went to my favorite FF player. Colorado State legend, and our TE1, Trey McBride.

We’ve got trouble. Right here in River City. Trouble with a capital T, which rhymes with B and that stands for Baton 🪈 😊

Kendra James@kendrajames.bsky.social

So we made the mistake of introducing my kid to the concept of marching bands and the song 76 Trombones. He now has a little baton that he waves around like a tyrant while shouting “MARCH” and pointing at the speaker until we turn on the god damn Music Man.