Chris

🧡THANK YOU🧡 Thank you everyone for your support and you generous donations, I managed to get round in 3hrs 58mins - the course was brutally hilly and it was so hot, getting under 4hrs feels like a real achievement - more importantly I raised £1,875 which was kind of the point🧡

Show next Monday - come along - it’s fun, I promise.

Hey abusive men - guess what? The women in this industry know all about you. We whisper in private, we warn each other & we support the ever-living fuck out of each other. We believe each other. We are your worst nightmare x

BlueSky has five kinds of users

Waiting an hour and a half on the runaway after a four hour flight is not fun. Especially with three kids and being two hours ahead as well.

If you could possibly get tucked before I start worrying about sakes, that’ll be great.

I would say our applications are from around 80% male acts. We try really hard to make sure line-ups are reflective of us and that they’re balanced - we know we can do better though, everyone can.

Morning.

Nothing Compares 2 U, In My Pants

I have burn mark on my hand in the shape of the Star Trek insignia. I don’t know the lore, am I the chosen one?

Happy birthday @eve-comedy.bsky.social 🎉🥳🎉🎂

Massively delayed getting out to Rhodes today, arrived at the hotel, all the bars and restaurants are shut so can’t get food or drink. Only to find, the hotel has provided plates of olives and feta in our room. And a bottle of wine.

🍓NOVEMBER LINE-UP🍓 Look at all these wonderful acts, it’s gonna be a good one yet again. Join us, tickets available at the links below 👇 #CoherentComedy

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Is meeting the person of your dreams a good thing? #YHCIH

Keith, Duncan and a couple of women. #YHCIH

39:17 for the 10k Pleased but I am so ill right now.

🍓ERIN CROUCH🍓 We’ve been trying to get Erin on for a while, so pleased we’ve finally managed to get her in as opener. Get those tickets 👇 #CoherentComedy

What kind of psychopath cuts cheese like this?

Sorry @afewgoodeggs.co.uk Six boiled eggs dipped in soy sauce. That’s bordering on a war crime.

🍓JOSH TAYLOR🍓 We are back in November and we will be joined by the amazing Josh Taylor Tickets below 👇 #CoherentComedy

Songs please. Ones you can sing at the top of your voice with a glass of wine (or beverage of you choice) in your hand.

YHCIH ‘til I Die

I’m running out of things to break.

It’s a shame because I was depressingly proud of it.

I doubt this was in reference to my singing.

Another amazing year capped off with a wonderful show. 🍓

No, you’re eating cheese from the fridge.

Can anyone do us a favour - it should be a decent sized audience.

If ticket sales are anything to go by - this will be our biggest show EVER!!!

Didn’t want to say “no worries if not” so instead said “if not, no worries” which is absolutely different shut up

Loads of you wonderful people coming, which is great. We are very close to what could be our biggest show ever.

Yes it is.

Please come along. It’s free, it’s a good laugh, the comedians are fucking great and you don’t even need to leave the house.

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🍓MONDAY🍓 Not long now, join us for PARTY TIME 🥳 📅 Monday 5th October 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.com/e/coherent-c...

I have very little in my life right now - would be lovely if you could join us. Despite my general demeanour, it’s a fun night.

So I have specific cups for specific drinks but I am also draining peas in a sieve. We contain multitudes.

Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.

We’ll have to wait for the appeal but I fully expect to be awarded at least one of those Premier League titles.

Eating granola from the box. I don’t even like granola.

So lucky to be able to do this show. Please come along if you can. There may, MAY, be a surprise or two.

I once danced with Tony Blackburn.

It’s been far too long - this will be an utter treat.

Yourself, I was going to say "go fuck yourself"

🍓GUY KELLY🍓 How an earth did we get @brainmage.bsky.social ? It’s almost as if there’s some sort of popular audio sitcom that links us. Get tickets, it’s going to be good. #CoherentComedy

Scored a goal today. It was against my old club, for which I ran for 10 years, saved from from folding, and was eventually hounded out being made to feel like I didn’t belong. Fuck me it was a good header.

🍓LAURA KOJO🍓 Would you look at this. Laura Kojo is making her Coherent debut! #CoherentComedy

🍓DAVID STRATHDEE🍓 We are delighted to welcome back the incredible @davidstrathdee.bsky.social to open our anniversary show. #CoherentComedy

I have gone too far.

💙

I may have gone too far.