Chris Ottenberg

Doing some work in #Blender with some #VTM #Bloodlines. Here's the Santa Monica Haven so far with some modern items and adjustments for a more realistic scale.

Just saw a commercial that Energizer is now putting a child safe coating on button batteries to make them safer if children swallow them. You know what makes them even safer for kids? Parents storing their batteries in places kids can't reach them. Crazy idea, I know.

Anyone want to come join me in playing Torn? It's a good little time killer and all you need is your browser. Do crimes, attack people, make "money" (just game money). You can even get your own place to live and get a car to race. Go here to sign up: www.torn.com/4496134 and I'm ABunchBabySeals

I'm done watching #Marvel movie trailers. Too many of the major moments in Brand New Day were shown in the trailers.

Rating today 10/10

Anyone want to gamble on blood suckers? I've got two ticks and a pair of dice.

Anyone else playing "Torn"? I started over the weekend and already in a Faction and a different job than what you can choose at the start. It is a browser game that is more fleshed out than some "video games". If you're playing or want to play, look me up at ABunchBabySeals #Torn www.torn.com

I am totally here for Anson Mount voicing Bruce Wayne/Batman. #Knightfall #Batman

A little kid always refused to ride their bike. The parents couldn't get the child to do it no matter what they tried. One day they talked to a friend of the family, the friend said it was a cycle-ogical issue.

#StarWArs #Lightsaber Everyone makes single blade lightsabers or double bladed ones. I decided to make something a bit different. A Light-Staff. 2 double emitter handles with 3 blades. Handles move based on hand position either by sliding by hand or using the Force Acts like a bow-staff.

What about Amaturefanity?

Just because. No reason whatsoever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwp...

Circles do tend to be flat, otherwise they're cylinders.

#BigBoy #steam #locomotive rolling through. #4014 is the only one still in service and it was just under 5 miles from where I live.

#ProjectHailMarry What's Rocky's favorite thing to make with corn? A maze! A maze!

#Marvel #MCU made Adamantium part of the universe, so are we finally going to get the Adamantium-Vibranium Captain America shield?

Sure, but he really just wants to go to Tosche Station for "Power Converters".

Marvel and Magic: The Gathering join forces So now it's... Magik: The Gathering?

My question is this: Who enjoys eating shit, let alone grins while doing so?

Joel Dommett and Ben Shephard making men's skincare line called For Skin. That's right, guys, it's going to be time to enjoy your For Skin. www.thebusinessmen.co.uk

Why do we not use any measurement for distance on Earth larger than Mile/Kilometers?

So...a magazine?

My wife's notebook sounds like a Jason Statham movie.

Watching this year's cooking shows and had one idea: A dish where the main ingredients are corn and miso. Name: Miso Corny

Rumor has it that they're going to be making a Baldur's Gate 3 based sitcom. Wyll and Grace

The Normandy jumped to Cyberton, a team took a shuttle to the surface. The inhabitants of the planet were Mordin meets the eye. #Transformers #MassEffect

Ban seedless watermelons. They are mostly liquid anyway (as the name implies), how lazy are people that they can't spit out some seeds?

The Proctology Fanbase contained assholes at the beginning.

#Blender modeling my version of Ginrai. (Japanese #Transformers NOT Optimus Prime. "Finished" the truck and started working on his trailer which will be broken down later for Super and God Ginrai.

#PrimeVideo movie listings right now under Comedy Parody Movies... #StarTrek Generations.

If you don't like AI stuff, don't read this post. To Infinity, and beyond!

Here's our first look at Sophie Turner's Lara Croft and her dual pistols on set of Tomb Raider www.eurogamer.net/heres-our-fi...

#Blender modeling my version of Ginrai. (Japanese #Transformers NOT Optimus Prime). Shown are the start of the cab and bot's chest. Will be shooting for more an animated style rather than realistic, so enough detail to get the point but not overly detailed.

Back to streaming new Vegas tonight at 7pm est! Www.twitch.tv/phaseknight__

#starfleetacademy My question is... why no Cardassians yet? President Rillak is part Cardassian. So would make some sense for there to be some cadets, right? Or at least a half Cardassian or two. We all want to keep up with the Cardassians.

The all-new Taskmaster Escape Room and Board Game are available to pre-order now in the Taskmaster Store. taskmasterstore.com/collections/...

Towels are the original censor bars.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Trailer Looks like someone liked Doom then tried to sprinkle in some Marvel movies and some magic stuff. Plus a plastic sword.

Bear - Cub Cow - Calf Dog - Puppy Cat - Kitten Horse - Foal Kangaroo - Joey Goat - Kid Human - Baby

Worst people to have optic blasts/heat vision/laser vision: Cross-eyed people People with a lazy eye.

I had meatloaf sandwiches for dinner yesterday. Could have had them earlier but I would do anything for lunch, but I won't do that.

If you are going to watch "The Tank" #thetank do yourself a favor and use German audio. I watched it in English and there are sooooooo many times the subtitles don't match what is said. That said, it is a good movie. Love when they do great things with small casts.

Never trust a vehicle with a manual transmission. They're very shifty.

Pro tip: Carry a disposable razor with you at all times. THen if someone says to you "I have something I want to get off my chest.", pull out the razor then hand it to them.

Why do coats/jackets not have a way to attach/hold an umbrella while it's open? It's raining, you're carrying your umbrella so really only have 1 hand free. But if you could just put the handle in a pocket it just fits in, or a couple straps. Problem solved. #rainyday #umbrella #handsfree

I made a pretty basic railroad, nothing fancy especially since it's really the first thing I ever made and "completed" in #Blender. It was made in inches and tried to get it "life sized" but probably not 100%. If anyone wants a copy: drive.google.com/file/d/13sfZ...

Started watching #FireCountry 1st ep: Firefighter in 1 little flame... suit catches fire and boot melts. I do NOT want to be a firefighter in that country.

#USARMY #USNAVY #USMARINES #USAIRFORCE Stop "just following orders". You have and have had the right, nay the duty, to not follow orders blindly. Refuse illegal/unlawful orders.

Is this really the statue you should have with a bunch of kids running around? #HogwartsLegacy