chris portka

chris portka

@chrisp.bsky.social

πŸͺΏπŸŽΆ hey πŸ–πŸΆ i do music and new album is The Album Everyone Wants which obv means not you 😜πŸͺ€πŸ’―πŸ‘»πŸŒ±πŸ”₯πŸ˜˜πŸ’š

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Harry Potter is an allegory about how the boomers are too far up their own butts to figure anything out and completely rely on their children to understand and fix the world.

Here's an acoustic version of MJ Lenderman's Riptorn. It takes a lot to do things these days. Chemo has progressive neuropathy so my fine motor & muscle control is unreliable. I got really depressed and stopped playing for a couple months, but slowly been practicing and recording more.

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Hundreds of job apps, dozens of interviews. I’ve built teams, shipped code, mentored devs, kept orgs stable. I’m too experienced for mid-level, too broke to fake LLM hype. I’ll write code, debug prod, help your kid with math. I want to help, not rot. Hit me up.