ChrisTheHoff

At last, my lifelong dream of smelling like Luigi can finally come true

Took me a few years and 87.5 hours of exercise time, but I finally cleared the last level of Ring Fit Adventure. That’s level 69 for anyone counting.

Uh-huh, sure, Autocorrect, “snake enchiladas” is exactly what I wanted to ask about, how did you know

Happy 25th anniversary to the launch of one of my favorite series! I never thought, back then, that I’d have any interest in a “lawyer game.”

Where’s my darn Tingle amiibo, Nintendo???

No, I’m not gonna use your craptastic AI. Stop asking.

What the fudge did they do to Dixie Kong???

Doggo update

Finally! Almost a year and a half after being announced, glad to add Mineru’s Construct to my amiibo horde.

SNEK

Man, this rat better be really fancy for that price

RICK WAS ROBBED!!!

Once when I interviewed Aonuma he described OOT Ganondorf to me as "wearing a leotard." Like or hate the new art style, at least Ganondorf no longer looks like he's wearing a leotard.

But are they gonna keep this dialogue?!

"This beard is my pride and joy! Doesn't it look luxuriant, kid?!"

Oh snap, I almost forgot to celebrate Haggar’s 83rd birthday today! Gonna go eat something out of the trash in his honor.

I’m seeing a lot of Mr. T in my timeline today, and it takes me back to the time we had lunch at IHOP.

RevNoir and Rhapsody in Scarlet both remind me of Konami's experimental PS2 era with games like Shadow of Destiny and Ring of Red and I am there for it.

Happy National Dog Day

I caught wind of this about a year and a half ago, and I couldn’t be more excited for it to finally be announced. I’m a huge fan of Soulblazer and Illusion of Gaia, and I have the Super Famicom version, but I’ve never played Terranigma in English. Can’t wait!

Happy 35th anniversary to the launch of the Super NES in North America! Here's my top 10 SNES games, just because!

Was not expecting to wake up to Mr. Nutz news this morning.

I hope this scene is in the Golden Axe cartoon

Yes, this seems good.

YO! This Saturday (Aug 15) I'll be at Pulp Fiction Comics @ 12:00pm noon to sign copies of my & @saspy.bsky.social's @idwpublishing.com original graphic novel 13 DEMONS DEAD! Hope to see you there!

At last, the prophecy has been fulfilled

Doggo update: He just beat me at Splatoon Raiders. Yes, I’m aware it has no competitive mode.

Happy 40th anniversary to the death of Optimus Prime for those who celebrate

@kitandkrysta.bsky.social For some reason I feel like sharing this photo of @burlyredyeti.bsky.social and myself.

13 DEMONS DEAD is finally OUT! Help me repost the hell out of this! 🙏 Written by me, art by @saspy.bsky.social & published by @idwpublishing.com. Over 250 pages of funny, heartfelt, BLOODY demon-slaying! Pick it up online or at your local comic and book stores!

Man, I'd be all over this Lego set if it were a 3D brick-built DK. But a sticker? Getouttahere!

Doggo update. He’s now 2 years old!

Less than 1 WEEK til my & @saspy.bsky.social's first graphic novel 13 DEMONS DEAD releases from @idwpublishing.com! Y’all ready for some humor, teen angst, and LOTS of bloody demon-slaying?? 😬

Why does this make me want to play Final Fight

Doggo update

Dang it, I’ve been waiting 7 hours, when the heck’s my uncle gonna get back

Doggo update

I miss magazines and CDs. I also miss magazines that came with CDs.

Happy Capybara Appreciation Day, everyone!

Man, this really gets my goat

Doggo update: Very Serious Doggo Edition. I don’t know what I did but I’m pretty sure it got me sent to the principal’s office.