Chris Bentley 🏎️🏍️⚽️🦅🔵🔴

I have a 9 year old, football-mad son and there is no better role-model in the game than Harry Kane. Humble, loyal, hard-working. Proof that you can be kind and understated but a leader and an inspiration at the same time. Of course my son idolises Lamine Jamal 🙄🙄🙄

Yes Harry!! #BallonDor

Lyon got spanked #CPFC

3 goals, VAR, red card and injuries- I was expecting 8 mins added on at least… #BESCRY #CPFC

PEN! #BESCRY #CPFC

Fuck me what was he doing? Never seen a clearer red card! #BESCRY #CPFC

Well that’s a first for me! Never seen VAR change a corner to a goal kick. #BESCRY #CPFC

Would have liked to see JP play on. He’s been great once he got a few misses out of his system. #BESCRY #CPFC

I like Pino but fuck me I wish he’d stop the Spanish-style theatrical diving. #BESCRY #CPFC

Oh fuck off PETA

I’m in a rehearsal. Turned the football on during a break to see our ‘defence’ get carved open like they weren’t there for the second goal. Think I’ll just go back to my singing. #LYOCRY #CPFC

12th again etc etc 🎶🏆 #CPFC

YEEEEEESSSS! I fucking love this team! They may not be anywhere near perfect but they’ve got so much heart. 💙❤️ What a result! 💪🏼 #CPFC #CRYNFO

Max and Lewis on the front row. Spicy! #BahrainGP #F1

That’s better chaps! #Cricket #England

Guehi’s having an absolute mare #ENGESP #NationsLeague

Both Spain goals caused by dodgy defending. I thought Palace were on a break! 🙄 #ENGESP #NationsLeague #CPFC

Ref having absolutely none of this falling over and getting a foul nonsense and I’m so here for it! #ENGESP #NationsLeague

Colapinball #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

Oof! Romania’s Dennis Man just did a Gascoigne against Sweden to level the scores. Cracking goal. #NationsLeague #SWEROU

There are many, many things I like about Mark Carney but one of my favourites is that he looks as though he’s enjoying himself a lot of the time without it seeming inappropriate in any way. #Canada #FuckTrump

This woman is Prime Minister material. In fact IMHO the Greens are now the only party in England with leadership I would trust in charge. Wish I still lived in Holborn, I would be out there with the team.

Sri Lanka just beat England. Luckily for England Will Jacks was also playing and Will Jacks beat Sri Lanka therefore making it an England win even though they didn’t really. But they did. Because of Will Jacks. #Cricket

Eddie the Eagle makes it 4! I’ve enjoyed this match. #CRYLPO #CPFC

2-0 up within 30 minutes. Palace marching on in Europe. Love it! 💙❤️ Shaky at the back still but playing some lovely football too. #EuropaLeague #CPFC #CRYLPO

Monaco Sprint… 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤪 Kin eejits #F1

Hughes and Chillwell came on and we were absolutely flying despite being a man down. Then Sage takes two of the best off and sits deep. I don’t get it! We could have won it, instead it feels like we threw it away. Feel sorry for the boys. They fought hard today and deserved more. #CPFC #CRYIPS

Fuck #CPFC #CRYIPS

Can’t argue with that 🟥 #CPFC

Is Hendo injured or rested? #CPFC

Oh dear, Pakistan really are quite bad. That scorecard doesn’t make for happy reading if you’re a fan. Good for England I suppose but not great for test cricket in general when tests are over in 3 days as looks likely. #ENGvsPAK #Cricket

Excellent result. We managed not to concede despite being shaky in possession, particularly in the first half, and - most importantly - WE TOOK OUR CHANCES AND ACTUALLY SCORED! There’s the makings of a decent team here which makes me very happy. #CRYMID #CPFC

Oh that’s lovely Daichi! Cruise control for the first time this season. Long may it continue! #CRYMID #CPFC

Yeeeeesss!! So good to have Chillwell back. And 2 for JSL who I really hope m comes into his own this season - I’d love to see him starting regularly. #CRYMID #CPFC

Nice! I need to learn to spell *checks* Mingueza cos I’ll be saying nice things about him if he keeps doing that. #CRYMID #CPFC

Booked my flights for Christmas, back to the old stomping ground. This is my London. Brilliant from @mrjamesob.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fb3E...

Was that Ben Chillwell’s first touch back in a Palace shirt? I don’t really do omens but that’s as good as that come. #FULCRY #CPFC

I’ve seen a bit of Pino bashing but he’ll win us over the way Daichi did. Manager & teammate changes will work for him. Once he’s in a system that has developed with him (rather than being dropped into an established side) he’ll feel much freer to play to his strengths & run at the opposition. #CPFC

I know Ty will get it, and deservedly, but Hendo’s been phenomenal today -he’s my MOTM. #FULCRY #CPFC

That looked more offside than the disallowed one to me. I was so convinced it would be chalked off I didn’t even celebrate. Very happy to be wrong! Welcome back Chillers.. #FULCRY #CPFC

Hahaaaa! About time we had some luck! Ty again - he’s having a barnstormer. Not quite sure how but I’ll take it. #FULCRY #CPFC

Pierre Gasly’s girlfriend has a face like ‘Oh God, I’m never going to hear the end of this!’ 🤣 #F1 #Pole