chris bell

I am proud to present my latest feature film, FAILED STATE. Now on @means.tv Please watch! Sign up for a free trial and stay awhile, or sign up with the code CHRISBELL for 10% off! means.tv/programs/fai...

This is so fuckin sick

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Young hot teen Freddy or Conner O'Malley?

Guested on the pod Authors Die Twice to talk The Confection and video game remakes (FF7, Resident Evil, Silent Hill etc) It's the most I've ever gotten to talk about The Confection and the hosts really dived into it. Felt good! open.spotify.com/episode/62PZ...

We did it! Thanks to @samseder.bsky.social for stopping by and talking the Bush years!

onslaught ain't it

The other day I was thinking about how the entertainment industry demanded we watch 18 variations of the Daily Show just before the first Trump admin

This is what driving directions were like before the smartphone

nw Freddy's Dead, where they went from quoting Edgar Allen Poe & Nietzche in the opening credits to this

Oh man. Is Dream Child the best Freddy???

The rehab of Bush was especially interesting because you'd have shit like this on one of the biggest shows ever

I love in Nightmare on Elm Street when a character is interacting with something and it starts to fuck up and then in the next shot it has Freddy's sweater on

Guested on the pod Authors Die Twice to talk The Confection and video game remakes (FF7, Resident Evil, Silent Hill etc) It's the most I've ever gotten to talk about The Confection and the hosts really dived into it. Felt good! open.spotify.com/episode/62PZ...

If you’re in or around CT and wanna see a preview screening of my new horror short….

onslaught ain't it

We did it! Thanks to @samseder.bsky.social for stopping by and talking the Bush years!

Never seen my name on a chalk board before

Never seen my name on a chalk board before

Just guest-lectured a class and screened The Confection for ANOTHER class and both went really well so if you're a teacher and would like for me to MC your class one day hey, I'll do it

rewatching Detroiters. That's an A+ show right there

HeHe No More

ALERT ALERT (You can also DM me if you see this)

Any good reading on that PHP thing? Destruction of the internet etc

It seems the new movie is doing well as the co-producer is giving me shit about DSA because of this post (?)

Eventually the Hellraiser series is like TIM HEIDECKER IS... PINEHEAD

The dog pisses fire

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Some people seem to think that I am talking about The Last Airbender for some reason

Eventually the Hellraiser series is like TIM HEIDECKER IS... PINEHEAD

Actually Sacha Baron Cohen is hilarious, the last Borat film ended with a title card that just said “VOTE”

nw. freddy puppeteering the one guy with his veins and tendons is fucking demented

Thanks to our LA audience for a fantastic screening last week. Excited to announce our first full run of the movie will be in LA Nov 6-12. Tickets now on sale: laemmle.com/film/rimbaud

Great movie!

This "worst films of all time" type list is going around and it's funny because they just went and made up a movie to go with all of the usuals

🎧💥 New and Exciting! 💥🎧 I interviewed writer-directors Kelly O'Sullivan and Alex Thompson for @chicagpodfilm.bsky.social ahead of the Chicago Int'l Film Festival centerpiece screening of MOUSE tonight. It was a bit of a dream conversation. Listen now: open.spotify.com/episode/6tUn...

Each and every joke is one of two flavors (a) Chicken cross the road (b) Knock Knock who's there

Peter's great write up on my film and two other great write ups on two other great films... well, it's below!

that's so crazy you're pissed at me because i'm pissed at you

Have some news

My new song is now streaming can I get 100 plays today? li.sten.to/hljhdemo

When you’re a kid and try to rename all the characters in Chrono Trigger. At some point you gotta grow up and realize there’s no better name than Frog or Robo.

Things are looking up this week

Have some news

NEW QUORATORS w/ @andersleehere.bsky.social & @christopherbell.bsky.social! this week's theme is DISCOURSE and it's a really good episode, especially if your favorite part of podcasts is when someone says a word wrong and everyone yells at them GO WATCH: youtu.be/yL9Q5rjNkWE

They should do a cereal tie in with the new Friday the 13th series. Crystal Flakes

I went in Quorators the same way I listen to Quorators… In my car

Things are looking up this week

Larry David is Deadpool