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Hippo Kendrick Lamar: I'm the biggest hippopotamus of 2015

Me in Grade 1 when I wouldn't be able to hold my pee in while walking home so my grandma would make me pee behind a neighbour's mailbox

If our love is tragedy why are you bros diddy meat 💀

My skeets used to be so good what happened

Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation

Ever since I left the city Poo

saw this happen live

Please speed I need this My momma’s kinda unhoused

Wait so you don’t think Damn Daniel is flames bruh? Aight I’ma head out 😭✌️

Friendly reminder that Fart is subjective *brraaaaaaaaaaap!* Smell it and let me know what you think 👀🤞

Two twos my word croski if you’re not rockin with frutiger aero y2k you’re dess ahlie

My name is Poop and I’m really glad to meet you

Silent hill f does the f stand for fuckanpeaceashxt?

Cameron Winter Voice Poop Takes Miles

How it feels to say your favourite song is Mary Had A Little Lamb instead of the ABCs

YTP why my bed cold in the morning

Youtube poop gabriel takes a shower after a long day at school

YTP - Gabriel gets boba and then has diarrhea later

YouTube poop I eat a delicious meal that I cooked

#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!

“You are what you eat” Oh So I’m Poop 💩?

The design of toilets are so annoying like what do you mean I have to buy a new one every time I flush 😭😭😭

2016 - Hugh Mungus 2018 - Big Chungus 2020 - Among Us 2022 - Morbius 2024 - Not Like Us 2026 - Iridocyclitus

Letting the poop crust up in yo butt and eating it like breadcrumbs is $4.95 on Steam

“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline” Me asf:

Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on" Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:

How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash

When your 'poo bf' is feeding you the 'poo'

When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets

So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane"

Homework = Boring Bacon = Delicious Yeule = EPIC

i made the squidward video when i was 14 and the reason it got taken down was because one day i use the audio swap feature on youtube and changed it to the Kidz Bop cover of TikTok by Kesha and spammed annotations all over the screen and it got taken down for spam by youtube moderation

My Despicable Wii got the Homegru Channel

Everything you could ever need to know is just one Grok prompt away

Dear Grok Drop The Facts On Those Who Wronged Me

White people when you put seasoning on there food. 💀🤦

Wasians love telling you about how wasian they are someone just told me about how they like to stare at people wasianly bro shut up

Pee. Poo. Fart.

She asked me “So what are we” after we made out and I said 70% water

I’m an 8.7/10 in looks, my logic is always infallible and I make $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 annually

My life like a rage comic I wake up and get trolled again

When someone tells you a funny joke. I don’t fucking know anymore. I can’t write skeets like I used to

Scary shower incident with speed and kai cenat

The Countryside is grassslop The Forest is treeslop The Park is leisureslop The City is concreteslop The Beach is sandslop The Ocean is waterslop

Me to my constipated friend: You can feel the pain in his shih 💔