Jackal Engineer

Dog dammit @microsoft.com, I should send you an invoice for the time it is taking me to uninstall all the AI crap that you've shipped with this new laptop. If I want to have AI on my laptop, I'll install it myself. Please just stop. This is not helpful.

Hello Agents! There is only 1 month remaining to register for Furvester! Make sure you register to celebrate the New Year in style! https://furvester.org/attending/registration 🎨 Navarchus Zepto

We should all aspire to getting a positive shout out from the Muppets when we pass. RIP Captain Silver

Fucklight. Sounds like something everyone needs for their bedroom!!

Can't wait for it to come into theaters here! But I already know I want to see a bunch of actors saying famous movie lines in the style of Looney toons characters. "I tink we need a bitter boat!"

Make a band bigger. Armada-wood Mac(ro).

Heyo! If someone is interested in a 2-person room at the InterCity Hotel Dammtor for EF, let me know. I have one that I am trying to get rid of. Thanks!

The Trump Republican Party of MAGA. Make them irrelevant. VOTE 🗳️🗳️🗳️ VOTE. THEM. OUT.

Thank you, caller. Also, what’s up with the host?

True things bear repeating President Donald Trump raped E Jean Carroll in his capacity as a private individual then used his position to defame her and delay justice. That he is a rapist is an undeniable, adjudicated fact. One that doesn't change if you're a Republican or Democrat.

Thing 1: I thought it wasn't a war. Or are you admitting to violating the constitution? Thing 2: We'd rather have Medicare, clean water, affordable food and housing, and a future oriented infrastructure than a war. Thing 3: Where are the unredacted Epstein files? www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

I am single handedly responsible for the death of like ... 20 mosquitos since last night. Too hot to sleep with windows closed Too mosquitoy to sleep with them open I guess I'll just sleep in a week or so

Agents and artists, We can confirm that the Furvester Dealers' Den registration is opening on 04.07.2026 at 20:00. Once registration opens, aspiring operatives will be able to submit their application for review. Further details and registration instructions will be transmitted shortly.

Destruction of national monuments? I'm not worried. There's a list of some 1000+ people who did exactly that and got pardoned.

Sometimes you just gotta get out of the office and enjoy life. Even with all the weird and evil shit, don't lose sight of what makes the fight worthwhile!

We are Out of Office! Con season is starting and we can't wait to see you all bouncing and singing with us! Starting this saturday, the 13th of June at Furvaria 🤘 See you on the road! 🐕🐺🦁🐬🦘 🎨Poster: @folkwyn.bsky.social 🎨Illustration: @jaylacine.bsky.social 🎨OWA logo: @cameodaroo.bsky.social

This is a good model

Agents: We are pleased that so many of you want to join us this year! To make things easier, we have set up an option so you can split the payments. Step 1: Register Step 2: Make a 100€ deposit by June 9 Step 3: Pay in full by September 1 We hope this option helps and look forward to seeing you!

Join us in making Furvester 7 a reality! There has been an incredible start since reg opened. To ensure that the event is sustainable and realistic we need more registrations in order to reach our threshold for planning. Every registration counts! https://t.me/furvester_announcements/644

Hey! Furvester is now on Bluesky! Follow for updates! Also, there may potentially be something cooking.... ... >.> @owa.band

It is SO WAY PAST TIME for the Trump Abomination to be held accountable for their atrocities.

You clearly have no understanding of your role, the state of the world, or of the value of peace you mother fucking alcoholic self-aggrandizing charlatistic war mongering pleb with a stupid fucking hair cut. Seriously.. there's more oil in your hair than anyone will ever get out of any of your wars

We know. It's a LOT right now. We're trying to make it through just like you. Have a listen, scream with us, and maybe, just maybe, it'll brighten your day a little. ...And if that doesn't work, listen and scream again until it does. Or check out our other stuff. :) Owa.band

I'm in a different place than normal.

New release!! #WhoSteppedOnYourTail @owa.band youtu.be/DU1RPXLVkls?...

The Eurofurence Conbook is finally accepting story submissions again! I am looking forward to read yours! :) #furry #furrywriter #amWriting #furryart #writingcommunity

Hey @dashlane.com I like using your password manager, but why is there no "generate password" button in the Password Health window? If I discover a repeated password, it would be good to not have to go searching for the generator to fix the problem. Thanks!

Ah good! The nerds will bring their own lockers to get pushed into.

This administration is fucking dumb. It'd be more competent if it were run by 5th graders. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/c...

*grumble grumble* stupid walk *Grumble grumble* stupid fresh air *grumble grumble* stupid sunshine *grumble grumble* stupid mental health *grumble grumble grumble*

Error 4-0-Brie: Cheese forbidden. I think NFC's email provider might be lactose intolerant. Something to look into @pinkyfennec.bsky.social

Awooo! Get ready for our first show of 2026! Can't wait to rock out with you, Gdakon! See ya on March 21,2026! 🐕🐬🦘🦁🐺 #fursuitfriday #furrymusic P.S. it's #bandcampfriday! If you want to throw *shinies* ✨at us, follow the link! owa.band ❤️❤️

Huskies are free. You can just take them.

I'll celebrate this day! I want to make you happy. ....I also want your cookies, but I want to make you happy.

It is National I Want You To Be Happy Day! A day that Affirmation Coyote observes every day. Now it is your turn. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

People do know that Puerto Rico is a US territory and its people are US citizens, right? I cried a little every time someone said that Justice Sotomayor was an immigrant. (Sure.... Someone from Ohio moving to Michigan is also an immigrant?) Bad Bunny is a US citizen.

I started reading this and got sick...

This is correct. This is what everyone needs to hear and know in their hearts, especially right now.