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playable donald and goofy

guilty gear has OFFICIALLY outsold the latest numbered final fantasy we live in an upside down world of lies and chaos

travelling back in time to the year 2001 to say that in two and a half decades code veronica will be outselling final fantasy vii by possibly exponential factors

it’s very funny that everything zoomers ascribe to millennials and also hate is shit that everyone i knew was dunking on at the time. bad gifs, stomp clap hey, rewatching the office, harry potter in general

scrolling through the ff16 lore book out of curiosity it’s mostly boring but i did lose it laughing at a section titled THOSE WE LOST for everyone who died in the mid-game shocking attack on your homebase where literally every important npc survives and it’s just like. not the orange growing guy!

nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department

housemarque going from releasing tight arcade games every couple years to crowbarring that gameplay style to fit in bloated, narrative-heavy epics every half decade is already a tragedy but now expecting them to fit the same system seller box as like ghost of yotei is setting them up to fail

saw the lanterns trailer. dc universe keeps getting funnier please someone tell james gunn other movies exist

>doesn't check bluesky for months >decides to check it out >"I bet all my pals who left twitter are posting here!" >check their profiles >none of them posted for months

saw a heated debate as to whether ff16's script was ruined in localisation and whether the japanese or english version is the correct, good one and i'm gonna stop you all right there. no need to fight. they're both really bad

ok its pretty funny if microsoft genuinely managed to kill call of duty in like. two years.

Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.

i am enjoying that there's not been anyone posting a single thing about black ops 7 being boycotted because there's no point pretending a single call of duty player cares lol

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

musou fans, jrpg fans, we won. the west belongs to the weebs now. people love musou games, they love jrpgs, they love monster hunter and they love yakuza. we can’t fight the ghost of adam sessler every time there’s a single dismissive review lol

the JRPGs need More Adults discourse was always bad obviously but it should have been truly dead and buried when FF16 had a 35 year old protagonist that talked more like Luffy than any previous protagonist in the franchise

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 >The world's gone mad >All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst >Everyone talks like a crazy person >Everything's too expensive >Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator >Get home and start playing Earthbound

damn itagaki died thats wild. he was almost certainly evil but also ninja gaiden black is the greatest game ever made so. mixed bag i suppose. lets all remember him with how he promoted devils third like he was broadcasting terrorist messages from a cave

anyway. obviously not great news but watching gamers act like taking saudi money is some instant evil that permanently taints you forever while continuing to happily buy xbox games does make me feel a bit crazy. american genocide is ok we can compartmentalise that

everyone has already got the explicit discourse on this covered so i will simply add its insanely funny to say this as the developer of games where you kill like. ten thousand guys

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

btw this is DC’s highest profile writer

here's where my final fantasy tier list stands going into ATB. lotta gut calls in here stuff could move around majorly. i wonder how much replaying them over the next few years among their rpg peers will change the list; i haven't played some in over a decade

seeing posts about how superman is based and anti-israel and all i can think about is this lol

when the BDS boycott started i said microsoft would shut down their entire xbox division before abandoning a single military contract, does not feel good to be proven so correct so fast

i’ve never known a fandom that so constantly gets mad at the fact that people actually talk about the games they like as persona fans. like yeah man. the core themes of the video game are gonna come up pretty regularly

this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day

Prayers for Joe Biden I pray that he has a long, agonizing death from cancer. That senile, genocidal piece of shit

If you're over 65 and running for any political position, you're gonna have to take a cognition test

What do you think it would take for Final Fantasy to get mainstream level popularity again? — neospring.org/+r/162264082...

remembering and having a dark laugh at how jeff gerstmann dealing with the nintendo 3ds server shutdown by having to explaining to his daughter why her animal crossing dream islands are all gone forever

no one has won video games as much as guitar hero fans have. it seemed like it was over but they now exist in the exact window of popularity where there's a thriving subculture around free games with endless community charts but not so popular that activision are making an awful live service

real platinumheads know that transformers devastation is better than metal gear rising. same director, better pacing, more setpiece variety, multiple characters, fluid ranged and melee combat, dogshit loot and gear system- wait how did this get here!

a 12 year old 4chan fascist controls the entire american administrative state and global warming hit like seven tipping points last month so remember: make sure to get in as much gaming as you can now because you dont know how much gaming you'll get to do later

hard to imagine a regular person watching elon press ctrl+a and delete on entire government servers and not going why couldn't they just do that for student loans

if there's one thing i do hope happens in the near future as western liberal democracies all comply with the takeover of their far right wings its the broad discrediting of authoritarianism as a concept, as if the problem with fascists is that they take power and they use it

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