Mike Tyson's face from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

My thread of shit I've consumed this year

These numbers are nothing by others' standards but definitely feel like I've written 5,000 words across three game reviews. Could also be the 7-8 pages of policy documents I've edited since yesterday. I'm busy, tired, and miss my dogs.

Setting up this TP-Link router seems like it's way more trouble than it's worth.

When I can't think of a Simpsons reference my mind goes to Regurgitator lyrics www.vooks.net/just-dance-d...

Researching muscle gain supplements for my cat so she can get mad jacked* *She is 17-years old and is not putting on any weight

The more I hear about Galactic Racer the more I feel I will bounce off it hard.

I'm so tired and I try to keep up with everything but who the fuck is Ethan Klein and also whatever happened with Freeplay I missed that as well 🫩

Just putting it out there but if you have a Halloween name and a Halloween profile picture I have no idea who tf you are anymore. Except for like 5 people, I don't have your Bluesky handles memorised lol

My favourite articles are sponsored ones disguised as opinion pieces /s

Any recommendations for a router that goes alright on a 500/50 plan, doesn't cost an arm and a leg, and has a bit of range? Currently rocking an Error 6+ and the range isn't that great.

"we realized that EA FC gets us a lot of money and we can do this yearly, a Mass Effect game will take us too long to make number go up so we closed the studio"

Confirmed, if you only own a Switch 1, you literally can't play Metroid Ravenous ever, it's unplayable to you, don't even go to a friend's house, don't buy a Switch 2 in the future, it won't work.

"Someone made a N64 multiplayer port of Halo" Yeah and it was made with AI and nobody wanted it!

Obviously gonna go hard this weekend

Good morning! For your consideration today. My first review for a game on PC 😄 www.maxi-geek.com/con/toy-stor...

Daily Red #3: Beat Red ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 1/6 left · 18 turns Streak 1 · #DailyRed daily-red.com

Never thought I'd see a funeral notice in Choco Cooky font

My impersonation of every comment section on a retro console modding video. Or YoU cOuLd JuSt GeT a RaSpBeRrY Pi ThAt WoUlD dO tHiS wAy BeTtEr You just know these guys love vibe coding.

Bluey’s Happy Snaps (Switch 2) Review www.vooks.net/blueys...

Someone in the local FB noticeboard called someone a "fucking glutard" but yes report me for saying "settle down hero" 🫪

I was excited about the PC I got about a month ago and one month later let me tell ya I now remember how much of a pain in the ass they are to play games on.

There is no Macca's kiosk in Australia that actually scans your phone

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Another year, another PAX FOMO. I will be there one year I promise. I'm definitely glad I didn't get tix this year because my partner had surgery done this week

What have they done to my Musou, ma? www.maxi-geek.com/con/dynasty-...

Richard Morecroft, no! 😭

www.vooks.net/ea-sports-fc...

The fucking scarecrow from Round the Twist, I had so many nightmares about him

Suggested to a teacher that moving out west might help them save money for a house and that they're always looking for staff out there. Response was "do you mean Western Sydney?" 🤦

Congrats on an undefeated season Sydney Roosters!

Nancy 10/3/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 6

The injuries to the people in Newcastle who were struck by a car this morning were nothing short of horrific. The fuckwits on Facebook using it to promote their racism can just log the fuck off, you're not helping anyone.

Wow they must love Joe Biden a lot!