Chy

My ducks are not in a row. One of them may actually be a swan.

When the activity requires zero cats.

It's not just Cornell.

Another trip around the ☀️

I'm a fragile kind of okay right now.

How your email found me:

Maui 🌺

I'm emotionally available but geographically inconsistent.

When the power of love beats the love the power, the world knows peace.

All plants are edible. Some only once.

I have loved you for a thousand years.

It rained in my head for months, but look at all the flowers that grew.

That article is why women choose the bear.

I think this pivot back to physical dvds and mp3 players is more than nostalgia, it's a response to too many subscription models.

You got a fast car. I've got a plan to get us out of here.

Am I the only person who hasn't watched Hannah Montana?

With love.

I dated someone who didn't think Schitt's Creek was a good show and dismissively asked why I thought it was funny a few days before it won all the awards.

I don't know how I ended up on the petty shoveled snow parking spot part of the internet but here we are.

Accidentally electrocuted myself this morning. (I'm ok) Hello February.

They. Are. Lying. To. You.

Trees explode when it gets too cold!!

So, you're threatening war because you didn't get a prize for peace...

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The Midnight Velvet Lounge.

Page 1/365.

My first post school job was working for MTV. Today is the network's last day.

✈️

Merry. Happy. 🎄

Happy Christmas eve eve.

Anyone else laying under their lit Christmas tree sky high or just me?

World's largest gingerbread house.

90's holiday party 🎄🦋

I'm tired. I'll just jingle part of the way this year.

I still get asked to make a list "for Santa" and that message from my aunt brings such joy.

I am not the correct demo for the caviar snacks that are taking over my "for you" feed.

📸 for Camp Flog Gnaw

This is my current vibe.

No kings bb.

Yesterday was a good day for politics.

I'm just trying to have a nice day despite knowing facts and information.

Him: You're my soda pop. Me: I'm sweet but will kill you slowly?

This year feels like when the Kens took over in the Barbie movie.

I said "unconscious time" instead of "time for bed" last night.

Another trip around the sun.

Brat girl summer.

The smallest acts of kindness can brighten someone's whole day.

The Fray concert was a whole nostalgia vibe.