Ciara Knight

Ciara Knight

@ciara.bsky.social

Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.instagram.com/knightstagram

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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board? Someone who won the Texaco Children's Art competition when they were 12: I won the Texaco Children's Art competition when I was 12

One time I got a free upgrade to a more premium car wash because the guy thought I was Katie Taylor and I didn’t want to correct him given the financial benefit it brought me so thanks Katie x

Excited for the biscuit choices to enter the round table discourse. “She had a malted milk, famously a very plain biscuit, so as not to arouse suspicion. Had she chosen something more confident like a garibaldi we wouldn’t be having this conversation” #TraitorsIrl

Sick of all the bickering. Why can’t they just get along and do a nice team building exercise like working out how many degrees of separation away from Bressie they are #TraitorsIrl

Fake job logic on #TraitorsIrl is like ‘I can’t tell them I’m a librarian as they’ll think I’ve read books about deception so instead I’ll pretend I’m quality control inspector for Fisherman’s Friends mints’

Hearing Usher use the word 'umpteen' in Burn hasn't sat right with me for 22 years. Very dorky. Bajillion would've been a better choice. In this essay, I will