Ari

The insatiable desire for more content VS The ineffable desire to BE content

What you are referring to as Java, is in fact not a programming language unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning Java Enterprise System made useful by utilities such as the JVM (Jail for Vulnerable Muckware), JDK (Jargon Debugging Kit), and most importantly NetBeans.

I hate that lactose tolerance was a pre-order bonus Buying the lactase battle pass every season sucks

If a tree falls in the forest and no one makes an outage ticket does it make an actionable metric?

They should rename cotton on body to cotton off since all the garments are made of plastic

I bought a towbar & on the order tracking page it features other related listings Not once does it suggest a tow ball, or wiring harness. Instead it's dozens of other towbars, for models of cars I don't own and have never searched for. Who is this for?? I feel online shopping sites always do this

What if they made a full body tracking VR dancing game. Like Beat Saber meets Just Dance

Everything useful produced by LLMs is just a tiny glimpse into my radical copyleft paradise, minus the oversight of a skilled curator

No one remembers their shorter lived motto, "don't be weevil" (Removed due to complaints from their internal bug reporting department)

New CPU day

The commandments of the twitter bible: Thou shalt be yourself Thou shalt provide good content Thou shalt engage and interact with people

ESP8266 > ESP32 > nRF52840 We have been blessed with so many wonderful microcontrollers

My favourite thing about the adage: "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway" Is that the part that dates it, isnt the magnetic tapes, but the station wagon.

Did you hear about the latest data leak controversy? They discovered a group of operators that have been receiving special signals to allow third parties to manipulate the flow of data. People are dubbing it "logic-gate"

Fortinet removed their "Homosexuality" web filter category in 2011 due to WOKE www.aclu.org/press-releas...

LastFM is letterboxd for audioph*les

Unless medicine for the ultra rich has some scary developments in the next few decades, I WILL live to see Elon Musk die alone and that's a nice thought

Sorry I'm late to work, there was so much traffic on my commute to the home office this morning

*insulting a white collar urbanite* Yer just a no-good, slack-brained yuppie!

If you want women's steel caps, you can have any colour you want so long as it's PINK

French girl addressing her wound "La boo-boo"

In order to verify that you've been really really good this year, Santa now requires 3+ signed character references

Business card but it's actually just a cute sticker, with your contact details printed on the backing. No use for my card? Enjoy the free art!

If your opponent doesn't return your serve that means they left you on delivered 🏸

It's really easy to bypass a firewall. Instead of using a default route, use an escape route instead

Network jitter is actually just your appliance stuttering. The retransmitted packets give it the same cadence: T-too m-ma-many p-packets >~<

mrrreow:3

Clown tgirl who gets insecure over her size 18 shoes

She's not narcoleptic she's nekoleptic 🐈 (prone to cat naps and big stretches)

I added icing!

If you were a garden I'd pull out the stakes Wild and ugly Thorny growths split brick Impossible to traverse You wilt under your own wait A ravenous thirst To obliterate worst laid plans More than it's worth to fix Let's throw it all in the skip I'm sick of struggling To keep you sick

Australian localized version of Duvet by Boa called Doona

Bush Tucker is the Aussie slang version of carpet muncher

I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my-

The TV, I saw, I saw it uhhh, flouresce

The only meaningful consumer item to have dropped significantly in cost over the last 10 years is 50"+ TVs

hello friend. last night i sent you a short form video in the private message function of three seperate apps. good luck heart reacting all of them in time. your life depends on it.

At the earwax removal clinic and the receptionist wouldn't speak up when I couldn't hear her 🥹

Getting schlorped and grappled by the university robotics team

The details of desire diminish When wanton wants are wrought Misdirection misses the mark So think thoroughly about thy thought

The cloud is not on the sky But it is in the air It lives under your feet And follows you there When you travel the streets As long as you're near To it's silent heartbeat It listens and speaks

My girlfriend claims I force-felined her Let the record state I never forced her to do anything. She joined me of her own free will

*smoking a Costco sized joint* so like yeah bulk consumerism is ruining society

Glue tunes, also known as post horsecore