Jessica John

So my mom’s tenured academic position was terminated today. She’s 70. Any suggestions out there for age discrimination claims in Oregon & how to get started?

S-H-E-D-E-U-R. It’s not that hard.

Word

Wendy’s. It had spaghetti on it!

Glad to see my alma mater @bulaw.bsky.social on this list!

Fixed it

"In our democracy, the intelligence community must first and foremost be responsive to the Constitution and our laws, and second, to the truth." drive.google.com/file/d/1_fGx...

Where is our billionaire threatening to primary anyone who votes for RFK jr?

I have no fucks, but also no energy. This is 48.

Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator at the CIA. I was in charge of making sure the honeypots were diverse. Turns out, they didn’t appreciate my suggestion to recruit spies with dad bods.

Entrepreneurs, who else is doubling down on DEI in their business?

I feel like what the resistance 2.0 requires is lots of really good ART in collaboration with political strategists funded by some billionaires. Is this a thing? Can we make it a thing?

I get so excited about the planning of all manner of things… but the actual doing?

Just a reminder that there’s a middle ground between reacting to every new piece of news that comes out and hiding under the covers for 4 years.

“Cunts against kakistocracy” has a nice ring to it. Who’s with me?

It’s a weird feeling to want to take power away from the tech bros & run an online business that depends on their systems. I don’t have answers but I do know that building networks that you control should be a priority. Email, I’m looking at you, boo.

In this place, I sorta feel like I’m whispering into the void.

Is there a good primer somewhere on the resistance 2.0? I just want someone to give me a menu of things that I can actually do.

He’s right about something… 😆

Got my flu/covid booster shots yesterday and yall…

No wifi on a flight is what nightmares are made of.

I just got tired of reading a post and turned up the phone volume. This is the kind of internal decay that leads to the collapse of circulation perhaps?

Our Little Secret lost me with going to bed with a full face of makeup. Is this the 1950s?

There are the kind of people who like ren fests. And then there’s me.

I hope JuJu Lewis is ok! 😢

It's that magical time of year when I say "Alexa, Xmas tree on" and the tree lights come on instead of a random lamp in the corner.

I’d rich person TF out of rich peopling. There would be so many animal rescues with my name in them & so much weird art in public places.

Thank you, Juju Lewis. My heart couldn’t have handled another big loss.

Torn between wanting the Saints to win and wanting to up our chances of getting Shedeur or Travis.

Just read a post on IG that can be summed up in 2 sentences: “I’m smarter than most people here.” “I’m not voting anymore.” You have played yourself, maam.

Sko buffs!

I just spent the past 30 minutes contemplating whether I grind my teeth or lightly run them past each other. You might be #audhd if…

Cat tax.

I’d be shocked if the Gaetz report doesn’t leak. I wrote my masters thesis on congressional oversight (of covert action). TLDR? They can always leak.

When they were building the Smoothie King Center Center in New Orleans, we drove past one day and my dad said “it’s small enough to be the superdome’s boogah.” It’s been the Boogahdome ever since in my household. #pelicans

Post a photo of yourself someone else took that you actually like…

I was a Twitter early adopter. Met a ton of people who became irl friends. It was the best. Then I peaced tf out around 2011 when I moved abroad. What did I miss?