Citizen Michael

A lot of people think that the fact that Superman flew back and forth between Gay City and Hetero City was a form of Bi Erasure. It is my sad duty to confirm that it was. During the 1940s, Lex Luthor was voted in as the mayor of Bi City. As a result, Superman refused to visit until 1952.

Under Bari Weiss' direction, CBS News falsifies Angie Nixon's response to a simple question about Cuba. It's not the old CBS News.

From Ottawa, I turn my envious eyes to Toronto. Mark Sutcliffe has said that he's going to remain the mayor until "his podcast takes off." Is Marion Dewar the last time Ottawa has had a decent mayor?

Probably the worst part of Grok's The Odyssey is that each of the sirens has winged, female body with Elon's face. As Odysseus grows near, mermaid Elon starts to sing Blue Monday in a falsetto.

The president has now been credibly accused of over 20 sexual assaults with a major Democratic report about Trump's ties to Epstein. No journalist is going to ask him about it.

Quit thinking that you're poor, you fucking losers.

After being called a "Freak-Out", Superman fled to the edges of the universe until he felt comfortable with himself once more.

In addition to collecting Superman volumes and omnibuses, I also grab *most* DC events. I thought that DC KO was going to be uninspired but I ended up really enjoying it. I love being surprised by a series.

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

If the Democrats can actually investigate Trump and Epstein, then tht could lead to the wider network of billionaires, pedophiles and intelligence agencies being exposed. The network is likely underground and relocating. Light should be shone on Russia, Israel and all of Epstein's clients.

Trump can no longer pivot away from discussing his obsession with Jon Husted's ass. One of the signs of dementia is the loss of social discretion. Such as screaming at journalists and revealing that you obsess over men's asses when you place extreme value on seeming very, profoundly heterosexual.

Every conservative government that gets elected provincially are the worst option. BC just fucked themselves over, just like Ontario, by electing Doug Ford, has consistently decided to harm itself over and over.

Grob sounds like something that Finn shouts about in Adventure Time. "It's Grob! Hold me!"

He really is perhaps the worst human in the planet. A man who has killed thousands as a result of his racism and pure, unfiltered idiocy. A man who is HATED and pays billions to maintain a bubble that keeps out the voices of his critics. A man this broken should, at best, be incarcerated right now.

The Writers Guild on Musk blocking releasee of the documentary "Musk": "A small handful of billionaires now own virtually every major media company, news outlet, and social media platform and are demonstrating how this unchecked concentration over our news and media threatens democratic discourse."

When Peter Thiel says that freedom and democracy are not compatible, what he means is that informed democratic voters might restrain HIS freedom because of the constant, grievous, psychotic harms that he causes. Curtis Yarvin is a joke. He's an intellectual jester for ignorant billionaires.

Elon Musk has now issued his fourth explanation for his actions in throttling StarLink and StarShield. Note that each of his explanations is inconsistent with its predecessor. And this one focuses on Ukraine supposedly violating its terms of service. If it did, that's an easily ascertainable fact.

I have refused many invitations to be interviewed by Piers Morgan over the years. This time I made an exception, on the condition that it be one-on-one, not a scream fest, and that it actually be about the book Astra and I wrote. It was... an experience. youtu.be/SMFQBQx-qSU

As such, they function as power fantasy (like superhero comics) and typically portray a hero’s journey from mild-mannered dupe to overpowered, god-like being. LitRPGs with DCC [3 of 3].

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

The UCP is correct that they can destroy the drinking water and still receive votes if they signal that they hate the queer community.

Superman’s dog is named Krypto. He named him after the planet. Imagine a dog named Earthie.

Not enforcing the law will surely turn out fine.

Elon Musk's audacious campaign to keep Alex Gibney's Musk out of theaters and social media shows the fantastic power Musk wields in America today, especially the power to squelch his critics. www.status.news/p/elon-musk-...

That's a great cover. Pretty.

I wonder if buddy is even conscious of his own words. He's literally saying "gender dysphoria is real" but that he opposes health care for young people affected by it.

Avi Lewis: "There's been a lot of aggression directed at me recently for being a Jewish person standing up against genocide. But it's part of who I am. It's part of my Jewishness. And I won't apologize for it."

🚨 BREAKING: Court transcripts from the Tate brother's bail hearing reveal that "Andrew Tate is "not even a millionaire," according to Tristan. What does this mean for all of the young men and boys who paid subscriptions to their "University" based on their claims of being hundred millionaires?

This is what you say when your advisers have told you that everyone has figured out that you're a vile, hateful, horrible person and nothing you say will change that.

People who have the slightest decency know that fucking over trans youth to placate astoundingly vile and bigoted voters is a wildly immoral thing to do. The political calculus is that there are so few trans people, so we might as well throw them to the lions. Be an ally to the trans community.

100%

Yes, but you know, how dare I, as a trans woman, question the Democrats? open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

This is a man who gets enraged at his wife when she cries during sex.

The sooner DC realizes that Sojourner Mullein is a far better character than Hal Jordan, the better the Green Lantern comics will be. I cannot stand Hal Jordan.

Roger Marshall endorses the Kansas Athletic Association doing genetical inspections of children to keep trans kids out of sports

This ensaddens me.

It's important (to me at least) to support journalists and creative workers. This is a good thing.

Larry Lieber, Frank Giacoia, John Romita covered Black Goliath 3 (1976).

"At Microsoft, we know that you suck. Kyle Hadley, we know that you, specifically, suck. But Copilot can help you to suck a little less. Yes, your coworkers will still hate you because of your toxic bullshit personality and 'jokes', but your work will help you escape the next round of layoffs."

It would be a better world than ours for transgender witches to have such influence.

Seven armed volunteers. Musk blindfolded and against a wall.