Flecktarn Van Zandt

There's only 2 events and they're figure skating and wrestling

Forming a political party that consists only of dudes named Bob Ferguson and Dan Sullivan

Carhartt should make a plate carrier

"Man, I can't remember what the Q in LGBTQ+ stands for" The ever-reliable Mr. Krabs:

I didn't have cash on me so I tipped the guy who filled my tires with a skeet token

yuri

it's hard to describe to young folks how cool airbnb was when it first launched. just weirdos and spare rooms for like twenty bucks. we stayed at a guy's house in oregon who was a "bear safety expert" and when we asked him what to do if a bear attacked you he replied, completely seriously "i dunno."

Community partner just told me "nice chatgpt" relating to an email I did not use any sort of AI on

The VDV was doing this shit as early as the 60s and people convinced themselves it was lame because they were communists

Pov you just hit someone over the head with a cartoon hammer

The left is trying to make me hate this guy but he's just like me fr

Seeing a lot of stickers threatening to blow up ai datacenters yet I haven't heard of anybody actually attempting this. Who exactly are these targeted at?

Military industrial complex haters watching the Blue Angels

This is how we win our future back

Idk if I'd call Eisenhower evil but okay

Thank God we're finally jailing redditors

You think the ATF would let me off the hook if I cut my shotgun barrel to 12 inches because grok told me, or should I cite a more reputable chat bot

Fent vs meth

The amount of Jiang memes on this site makes up for all of its shortcomings

It's crazy to me that I bet Republicans wouldn't care nearly as much if 9/11 happened this year, so long as it happened in a blue city

Using a first responder discount as a search and rescue volunteer

It's funny that there are people on this planet that think they have more sauce than I do

3:38pm on a Friday

Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap

random acts of violence like this are disproportionately committed by severely emotionally disturbed people who incinerate the social contract required for urban living we really need to be more proactive in forcing people like this to get treatment before they hurt themselves or someone else

White people love giving their kids themed names

Atrazine can indeed change the sex of frogs and can lead to population decline in them. It just so happens to be that banning alrazine in the US is only popular among Democrats

UNUSUAL ITEMS IRL

Forgive me father for I have done something not trauma informed

I should make a compilation of these memes to present to the PTA when people start whining about gay romance novels grooming kids

Idc what anybody else says wasps are cool as hell

You think people in the first half of the 20th century were saying this about John Browning?

GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICA

This one really owned the libs

Most guns don't actually die, they just become someone else's project that is referred to as "the device"

He just like me fr

Nobody is talking about the 9/11 termite conspiracy

MAGAts are so out of touch that they think $1500 for rent is something affordable for the average American

THANK YOU TRUMP I have seen fewer gas guzzling wreck less driving coal rolling knuckleheads on the road lately GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT

This is what hideo kojima was going on about I think

Centrists and the right are trying to use Hasanabi like the Democrats tried to expose project 2025. It's funny because they totally forget that voters did not give a shit about project 2025 despite it being a real problem

This is an interfaith household. Bless up or go back to reddit.

Number go up

I want what he's on