Clairvoire

~microwave his insides~ please please please please only microwave his insides

puts a little easter egg in my shaders for da robots

Writes some of the nastiest ToS-breaking YA snoff-smot ever dreamed and slips it into my executable's string table, so that if you ask claude to decompile it, it'll instantly *** then put you on the do-not-fly list.

Brazil DOIN' it!! remembering how to breath.

I have 69 cents in the bank. shakespeare would have enjoyed this. little rat man...

Given the culture, you'd think more vampires would be into sunlight play

welcome to the joke workshop! let's take a look under the hood and see why we bombed.. we had a good cadence, but you'll notice right away we gave away the game with "play." we didn't give the reader room to play in the space! it's tempting to salvage this with a lengthy follow-up, but you MUST N

Art is expression through the medium of effort. Humans evolved to value art because preferring the wisdom of your Freaks is a prevailing survival strategy. It's not just "artists," freaks are the people who wrote your municipality's fire code too.

pre-2026: I wanna invent cool graphical techniques and write siggraph papers and program procedural and physics systems and do game jams and-- post-slop: I'm just gonna use rpgmaker to tell a story

I get mad at photoshop for only being perfect 99.9% of the time, handing me a "vibe-coded" version of this program is like handing gorden ramsey that hunk of raw guy from the backrooms

drawing naked people doing things is definitely the brain surgery of art, in terms of difficulty and asking clients to identify shapes mid-job. By contrast, what I do is more uhhhh dentist's secretary? But I'll dabble. I'll do brain stuff in secret. Where was I going with this

Thinking about people who eat apples with the apple's skin still on it. The state of mind that makes this possible is very interesting to me

gives you that sweet sweet non-art posts that you kruly krave

17 Sept

Sorry for not posting in so long. The Big Natty-Stokes thing kinda sent me into a dark place. I don't even do Math, it's just hard to feel normal as the playgrounds we have get paved over one-by-one, y'know.

3 Sept

You can't code cause your robot is offline? I pull the ethernet cord out when I'm working on code. Sometimes I turn the whole computer off. I'll walk into the woods naked if I really gotta knuckle down. Lay down and let the bugs bud from my flesh into the worst C++ ever

2 Sept

"Get it twisted... but get it" -your uncle's uncle

15 Aug

enraged that tanukis are real but jackalopes are not real. jackalopes are a waaay easier guy to be real.

7 July

Discord pulling you aside: we're gonna need to carbon date that placenta chief

3 July

learning how to make music... very quietly... in the background. It might take me a while, I'm so tone-deaf and. I feel like the first song I post has to be inexplicably good, but what I'm making is very explicably Bad lmao

3 July

I like how DAWs will have instruments like "Baby's First Cough" and "Clap 07" and they are the same sound

3 July

"What level are you currently at" Did you know you can (and even should) hit several keys at the same time. This is called a "chord" and it's why every pianist has fingers shaped like that.

22 June

Just saw the end of TADC... it was really really good. No notes. It put me in a kind of depression, as most good stories do. Takes a beautiful post-story walk and barfs occasionally

19 June

runs in and takes the biggset gulp of coffee you ever did see and dies instaantanciously

youtube.comDELTARUNE – Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026YouTube video by Nintendo of America

18 June

I keep seeing this comparison, but guys... I promise that you pirating a song is not the same as ai companies siphoning the blood and bone of every musician on earth to build a machine that can kill hatsune miku.

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@tobyfox.undertale.com

9 June

Sorry to keep you waiting! DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT. Here's the trailer if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5y2...

8 June

my Zelda Opinion is that it should start you with like 20 hearts and every time you do a Thing you lose one until you only have 3 left. y'know like real life.

The PS1's processor was too weak to render Cid cussing, so I'm very excited to see hear and perhaps feel them in HD

Matt Mercer lives in the same area of my brain as Todd Howard, and this has caused like 30 critical misunderstandings in my life.

I love battle barks. The Devil will be like "Burn this into your very soul" and they're fighting like a chicken.

Ingrid is the best Streets Fighter because she is the only one who does not smell like Gym. Even Tifa smells a little like gym, you understand completely thank you

No one told me video games was today. did we win?

28 May

"How much money for you to throw away your principles" When I was young, I spent 2 years doing tech support for an ISP. Then one day, my supervisor sat on a call, and made me upsell McAfee AV to a sweet grandma.. I quit my job the next day. Iunno man I'd rather die than feel like that again lmao

27 May

Wolfenstein set in Silicon Valley would be juuust about as morally uncomplicated to me at this point

23 May

Cop Meowth: the wounds on the victim are consistent with a STAB Rock Smash, and guess what HM we found in your trainer's apartment... give him up pal

23 May

oh right they made a movie about this.

17 May

"I lied... it's actually chunky" o-oh, of course it is, I like chunky! I like how it has chunks! "It's actually smooth" *drops the uncrustable*

16 May

I am well!! walked 5 miles home after some good old uninsured general anesthetic. *a bald eagle screams in the background*

16 May

I love you, I love my friends, my ghost will haunt you forever *makes a nice post, for the 0% chance the dentist slimes me*

11 May

I found out my mom has more followers than me. Congrats to her!! *has a sephiroth-like breakdown in the nibelheim manor basement*

7 May

The dad from Calvin & Hobbes would be immediately cool with Calvin and Hobbesmon going to the digital world. This is the metric I have chosen to rate all Dads against.

7 May

Fox McCloud fighting the Train Guy for the 5th iteration, feeling in his heart that he's been here before. No, that can't possibly be. But how did I know where each switch would be? My feet feel weird.

5 May

finally reached the OpenGL level of "could've been done in a game engine from 10 years ago" (this is extremely cute and hot of me, apparently, I read somewhere)

5 May

4 May

My OpenGL renderer is really rendering the orbs now! *walks off stage and has 15 mental breakdowns in a row*

4 May

oopsie, I dropped my resume~ *bends over perfectly* "I'm sorry this position requires someone who can hold things, guards kill them"

4 May

my parents' advice continues to be appreciated but unpractical.

27 Apr

Should've hired me to delete your website accidentally, instead of claude. You could be strangling an actual person right now. My neck is so wringable, you could kill me easily and know my soul would burn forever. You cannot automate this.

27 Apr

(nerd nonsense) wrote a tool yesterday to build hitboxes from a pixel sketch. Has stuff to snap to nice slopes and figure out chorded circles and stuff-f-f-f

23 Apr

one tooth in the back: I hurt... her fellow sister teeth: *we* hurt