Clam_Blitz

Clam_Blitz

@clamblitz.bsky.social

Did you know that Sorella is an official sponsor of Clam Blitz?

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I know it’s easier to play Splatoon and not think about this stuff, I like to forget about the real world too. But I also remember a time before this was all normal, when people in government treated their opponents with respect even when they disagreed.

I’ve voted against this orange-faced piece of shit 3 fucking times, and I’m absolutely sick of it. He’s already ruined a decade of my life and he needs to be held accountable. So please, go and vote, call your friends when you do it, and vote together. It’s a lot more important than Splatoon.

If you want democrats to be able to check the president on his blatant abuse of presidential power, the house and senate are important to retake, especially in the senate. Many of these races are VERY close in the polls, including my own state, Iowa, which has of the closest races in the country.

Kansas, Michigan, and Texas are likewise very close. Alaska, South Carolina, Mississippi, Maine, and Ohio are also competitive. Even Florida and Nebraska are possible.

Did anyone else play Raiders with basically 1 weapon? I beat the main story basically only using Tenta Brella even though I didn’t get a 5-star variant until sublevel ~60ish #splatoonraiders

Turns out I was right to be concerned. I hope everyone has been enjoying Raiders so far.

Clam_Blitz@clamblitz.bsky.social

I preordered Splatoon Raiders (physical copy) in April and finally got a notification that it shipped this morning. The shipping company apparently doesn’t even have the package yet though, so I’m guessing it won’t make it to me by launch day.

I preordered Splatoon Raiders (physical copy) in April and finally got a notification that it shipped this morning. The shipping company apparently doesn’t even have the package yet though, so I’m guessing it won’t make it to me by launch day.

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I preordered Splatoon Raiders (physical copy) in April and finally got a notification that it shipped this morning. The shipping company apparently doesn’t even have the package yet though, so I’m guessing it won’t make it to me by launch day.

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I preordered Splatoon Raiders (physical copy) in April and finally got a notification that it shipped this morning. The shipping company apparently doesn’t even have the package yet though, so I’m guessing it won’t make it to me by launch day.

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MY BIGGEST VIDEO PROJECT YET IS HERE! Follow along with the story of Content Cat's run through NAL and our growth along the way. This is NOT a compilation like last season - this is one continuous, nearly 2 hour narrated vid. Enjoy, and support is greatly appreciated! 🔗Link: youtu.be/t4U2vOx6fYQ

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Weapon ban tourney. Details are in the tournament server below. thank you to @soapful.ink for making the ban process possible and @xuuuxm.bsky.social for making the graphic below. This is my first time doing one of these but let's make it a good tournament 🤍

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I know I dont have a lot of player followers but its retirement season so I have to say it. If youre a player you would be a better observer, commentator, analyst, or coach than many who arent. Or at least you would have a head start. If you're feeling burnt out, give it a shot. #compsplatoon

.52 gal -> 18/100 Blaster -> 8/100 Rapid Pro -> 8/100 Splattershot Pro 8/100 Dynamo roller -> 7/10 5 weapons are 49% of the top 100. 39 shooters & 19 blasters together are 58% of the top. only 6 chargers, 3 brellas, 4 sloshers, 4 brushes, 5 splatlings, 2 stringers, 3 dualies, 2 splatanas.

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I really want some clam blitz only tourneys. I know in solo it can be annoying but clams in comp can be extremely fun. Its def hard because its a second layer of game theory/knowledge on top of needing a handle/control of splatoon and everything that involves but it really is very fun mentally ^^

Ok, so I played a single test game with CBlaster. Clam Blitz, obviously. Immediately I got 2 triples. We scored 59 clams before 4 minutes. Lost a player at 3:11. That let them to score on us bringing them down to 10. We still came back in overtime to win. I went 20/9. Blaster is fucking broken.

After playing a few rounds of eggstra work with friends this morning i decided to cook up some tasty salmon fillets for lunch. Then I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand and ended up in the emergency department.

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So many amazing people doing amazing work in 2025. Want to give specific shoutouts to: Ckk - Super supportive, always doing, BEEP is awesome Clam_Blitz - So kind and positive, favorite bit across Splat Twitch chats Team behind SWS - Dream tourney Chara - Insane run as player, creator, and coach