Clay Keller

Well! The slow death of higher ed has come for me, and I suddenly find myself without a day job. If y'all got leads on cool jobs, creative opportunities, or literary managers who need clients, hmu. And if you've been waiting for the perfect time to check out patreon.com/screendrafts, this is it!

Oh shit might have to roll out for REMEMBER THE TITANS

Nice to be 6-0 but every game going down to the last sixty seconds is going to be the death of me

Hope to meet some of you at this live show this Saturday w/ @screendraftswiki.bsky.social

"I'm the Hannibal the Cannibal whistleblower. Dr. Lecter is lying. Did Jonathan Demme fall for it?"

Helluva game from @joshmillerlite.bsky.social & Scott!

Happy Birthday, Miriam Hopkins!

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

One of my favorite eps is from season 4 👀

We are recording the TWILIGHT ZONE mini-MEGA with @sepinwall.bsky.social, @emilystjams.bsky.social, & @danielkraus.com NEXT WEEK! Which TZ episodes from the classic Serling era NEED to make the list of the BEST 13?!

I wish that Hugh Grant was in a half dozen movies like EXTREME MEASURES

SCREEN DRAFTS x @colorsofthedark.bsky.social LIVE IN LOS ANGELES! Saturday, Oct 24th @ 2pm Lumiere Cinema, Beverly Hills COLLEGE HORROR w/ @rebekahmckendry.bsky.social & @elrickane.bsky.social Our first LA live show since 2019! Be there! Tickets: screendrafts.com Poster design by Britt Keller

“There’s nobody more beautiful than Jude Law, so we have to have him.” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ ICYMI: @claykeller.bsky.social (@screendrafts.bsky.social) joined us for our episode on The Talented Mr. Ripley. 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

SCREAM Drafts 2026 continues next week with the MOVIES ABOUT HORROR MOVIES Draft! Get ready to go behind the screams with guest GMs @williambibbiani.bsky.social & @horrornonna.com 👻

Some of my favorite horror movies are within this topic!

Los Angeles! Let's hang!

Lovin’ Lanterns when Ryan hosts alone: 25 minutes Lovin’ Lanterns when Darren and I are there too: uhhhhhhhhh

I generally prefer to talk about weird and/or bad movies on my podcast guest appearances, but I will occasionally make an exception!

We are recording MOVIES ABOUT HORROR MOVIES with @williambibbiani.bsky.social & @horrornonna.com SOON! Which fictional films about macabre movies NEED to make the list?! (Simply being meta / self-aware doesn't cut it, to be eligible, a film must be *about* making or consuming a horror film(s))

I can't believe it's our *9th* SCREAM Drafts season!

Coming this SCREAM Drafts in the BOOster Club! 🎃 SPEED XVX 👻 ONIBABA 🧪 MAD SCIENTIST Marathon 🏥 EXTREME MEASURES 🦠 RESIDENT EVIL Franchise Super Draft Patreon.com/screendrafts

Honestly I hope we don't score another TD all season, let's see how far we can take this stat

New in the Booster Club! Franchise mini-Super Draft: IP MAN www.patreon.com/screendrafts...

Basically every ad I see during football is dystopian, but the one implying that a person must be a TikTok influencer in order to get a job as a welder filled me with profound sadness

I am both surprised and not surprised by which of these movies has an early lead!

The all-thrillers poll for October's Mid-Budget Masterpiece Theatre is LIVE. Join the discussion and cast your vote by being a member of The Draftland Lodge! www.patreon.com/screendrafts...

I can't keep getting away with this

Make your team and join the Screen Drafts mini-league! League name: screendrafts

September 30 // October 1 It's the most wonderful time of the year!

AWWWwwwwwoooOOOO! SCREAM Drafts kicks off next week with the WEREWOLVES mini-MEGA, and Guest GMs @clarkewolfe.bsky.social, Chris Thomas Devlin, & @billyraybrewton.bsky.social! It's the perfect time to load up your weekend watchlist with Lycanthropes!

You'll never be a big enough piece of shit to get the pieces of shit to vote for you. The only way to win is to get the not a piece of shit vote.

A new season of @rememberthispod.bsky.social has begun, and we're getting in on the fun with a competitive / collaborative ranking of the filmography of one of its subjects! MONTGOMERY CLIFT Drafted by @karinalongworth.bsky.social & Alex Ross Listen everywhere! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Being a Vikings fan is to be bored for 3 1/2 quarters then absolutely white knuckling the last 7 minutes

Come see us Duke it out in person live on @screendrafts.bsky.social

🚨Just Announced🚨 Our first Los Angeles LIVE SHOW since 2018! Screen Drafts x @colorsofthedark.bsky.social Presents... COLLEGE HORROR with @rebekahmckendry.bsky.social & @elrickane.bsky.social Saturday, October 24th at 2pm Tickets on sale now: lumieretickets.com/purchase?sho...

The Monty Mob is *feasting* next week

SCREAM Drafts approaches... We are recording the WEREWOLVES mini-MEGA with @clarkewolfe.bsky.social, Chris Thomas Devlin, @billyraybrewton.bsky.social, & guest co-commish @grahamskipper.bsky.social NEXT WEEK! Which lycanthropic feature films NEED to make the Top 13?!

I'm digging the '60s / '70s streak we've been on the last month!

It was an honor to join Mike and Keith in a discussion of one of the great real estate films!

Speaking publicly about something at the first possibly opportunity IS NOT "BREAKING YOUR SILENCE" god this drives me nuts sports.yahoo.com/articles/bea...

The 10am combo of coffee and Vikings football cannot be good for my heart

New in the Booster Club! The Marathon: JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME Clay and Ryan take the classic Screen Drafts list and program competing 4-film JCVD movie marathons after upgrading the amenities of their beautiful Draftland movie palaces! www.patreon.com/screendrafts...

Lol this movie. My god.