Ashley Cullen

Ashley Cullen

@cleanupartist.bsky.social

I'm a wordsmith. I'm a teen referee. I'm a bread baker. And I do it all for free. Well not really, I charge for the wordsmithing.

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Just finished an Insecure rewatch and honestly, might be one of the best shows I've watched (and I watch a lot of shows). The writing! The hilarious puns! The friendships! The fashion! The search for love! The love for community! I'm bummed I finished it again already.

Holy shit, I need to stop reading anything Megan Kelly ever says because I am giving myself high blood pressure and that's exactly what she wants. What a rage baiting trash person.

What's going on with people running hard red lights? Not, oops, I thought I could make the yellow light ones. The person in front of me stopped at the red light, sat there, and then blew through said red light (taking a left turn)...has happened more than once. Are red lights just stop signs now? 🫤

Well, this one made me cry today...yesterday it was the mariachi band playing the national anthem. I just love to see every culture celebrated! How hard is that concept? This is very cool and what an amazing mayor!

53 years ago, hip-hop was born at a back-to-school party in the Bronx. Now, the Bronx School of Hip Hop is preparing a new generation of artists to shape what comes next. I sat down with Nas to talk about the past, present, and future of hip-hop in NYC — from the turntables to our classrooms.

Finally thought my heart could take it so I watched Hamnet. Thought I could game the system and not cry (since I read the book), but wow, could not have been more wrong. What a beautiful movie! Jessie Buckley deserved all these awards she received.

I am trying to find a new invoicing software for my freelance business and none of these places have phone numbers listed...just email addresses. Am I just old? I know nobody wants to talk on the phone anymore (not a fan myself) but it would really be easier to ask questions to an actual person!

How cool is this? Gah, imaging good things and seeing good things happen like this keep me going. It's such a nice balm during these times.

Parents, what would you do with four hours of child-free time? 
We launched a Parents’ Night Out program with NYC Parks to give NYC parents a little time back for themselves, because we’re committed to making it easier to raise a family in the greatest city in the world.

Finished Ride or Die today and loved it. The best show I've seen in a while. Octavia Spencer was a joy, wow. I hope she wins an Emmy for her performance. Hope she does more funny stuff too, she was cracking me up!

This story is where I'm finding my joy today. I hope they just eventually end up putting a dusty karaoke machine on the stage.

This is really well said! I feel this way too.

Franchesca Ramsey@chescaleigh.bsky.social

i got accused of trying to "gatekeep creativity" (lol) because i said one of my many issues with generative AI is that people are skipping over the process of creating and PROCESS IS WHAT MAKES YOU AN ARTIST, not just the finished product.

@thebloggess.bsky.social Finished your new book yesterday and wanted to say thank you! ❤️So hilarious, heartfelt and comforting, a great pep talk of a book! So many good nuggets, was going to copy some but forgot and took the book back to the library first, which I thought you'd appreciate. 😂

Can I just purchase a good or service without immediately getting an email and a text about a survey? Goodness. This last one is for a massage! So are you sufficiently relaxed now? Ok, great...unrelax and fill out this survey for us. Gah.

Went to the No Kings protest in Cary, NC today and had some great conversation with an older lady next to me. Found out later she’s a nun! Was raised evangelical so this was the first nun I’ve ever met. Pretty cool!

Holy cow, this is great (in a different county from me but close enough for me to claim it!)! I am about the only one in any setting still wearing a mask but this is why I keep doing it!

Every time you get COVID-19, your risk increases for Long COVID, organ damage, disability, & more, & there’s no way to know which infection will be the one to cause it! Protect your lifelong health by protecting yourself from COVID-19. Learn more about Long COVID: www.cdc.gov/long-covid/a...

Oh my goodness, this one really got me this morning.

Bill Madden@maddenifico.bsky.social

As the pedophile führer's ICE Nazis are ordered to release people they've kidnapped, they do it in the dead of night to make sure it's as cruel and brutal as possible. Fortunately, compassionate Patriots are there to meet them and make sure they're ok and driven to their homes.

I'm laughing at myself because I just started out my voicemail to my senator like "Ok, sir, I am going to try to keep my composure because I am very upset" and then proceeded to talk so long and intensely that I got cut off. Sent it anyway!

I usually shit my mouth and leave an awkward voicemail with my senators but I just left a pretty decent one, I think. “Please vote no on funding ICE. They are murdering people in the streets and I think they should be done”. Not to forget they are also kidnapping people, said that before too.

Yep.

Roxane Gay@roxanegay.bsky.social

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

I feel like we've gone backwards to the days of one Snackwell cookie as a little treat...seems like EVERYTHING in celebrity news and on social media is just about people losing a ton of weight. Gah. Please let's go back to celebrating bodies of all sizes and shapes!