Crandall Mikeingfone

Crandall Mikeingfone

@closskel.bsky.social

Trusted and reputable insider / journalist working at Gloomberg. Audio salesman. Views are not mine (as are the Goombas, Koopa Troopa…) AI Defender / Animation Hater / Poop Eater / Former Skeleton / Untrustable / Hypocrite / Expert Consultant

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Now is as good a time as any to reintroduce myself... Hello! My name is Stealth40k. I somewhat tolerate video games and enjoy talking about Nintendo, JRPGs etc. I'll share exaggerated game news, and other rage bait. Looking forward to chatting about the Trump administration with all of you!

Pikmin 3 got a Switch 2 update so it’s safe to say Pikmin 4 failed majorly. It’s also safe to say I just pooped my pants and I need somebody to do a quick lil diaper change so please do it posthaste.

Crandall Mikeingfone reposted

In 1994, Phillips was contracted to make a Sonic the Hedgehog game for the CDI, however Phillips cancelled the project because “Sonic’s arms were blue in the gameplay. This was a fatal flaw that we cannot put past us, as we at Phillips do not believe in making imperfections.”

░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+ Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \ Youtube if you are with us.

Crandall Mikeingfone reposted

Replying to @closskel.bsky.social

Sorry for posting, but, Nintendo games—on the rare occasions when Nintendo, a video-game company, deigns to make them—seem almost satirically infantile, as if the entire Nintendo project has now moved well beyond mere nostalgia into elaborate, pathological psychological regression.

Eating poop is the future. I can’t believe you don’t eat poop yet. Everyone else has moved on to poop. You can’t stop innovation, just switch to poop. You will be left behind if you aren’t eating poop. Get with the times. Eat poop. Poop being the only option is inevitable anyways, just eat it.

Now is as good a time as any to reintroduce myself... Hello! My name is Stealth40k. I somewhat tolerate video games and enjoy talking about Nintendo, JRPGs etc. I'll share exaggerated game news, and other rage bait. Looking forward to chatting about the Trump administration with all of you!