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K, i was thinking about my neighbor and piano teacher when i grew up. She was a kind elderly woman who was so nice to my family. We were probably the first non-white family to move on the block. But she welcomed us with kindness and regularly gave me a huge bear hug. She was a large woman 1/

To that individual who said Donald Trump should "press on" in an interview: May you be sucked into the vacuum of space that is your mind with the gravitational force of a black hole.

Ugliest man in history.

If you dont want to cry. Don't listen to the Dolly song "Me and Little Andy" 💔❤️‍🩹

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In his case, a fecal one.

Good morning from Washington, DC! We’re excited to join thousands of activists on the Mall to #DefendTheVote and celebrate the 63rd anniversary of the March on Washington. If you’re on the Mall, join us!

Why did it say i have 24 notifications and then i see nothing on the posts in my timeline? I starting to think this place is bullshit.

Is this the world you want? Diarrhea lettuce, kids dying from measles, ugly man stealing from our coffers to build his ugly ass narcissistic buildings. Meanwhile they collapse the economy to make way for cyber feudalism. Think and vote.

Yell louder. Speak up over the Centrists and the mushmouths. Our voice is louder. Our numbers are greater. Our needs overpower their greed for the tiny few.

A 2019 trip to Samoa has been linked to a measles outbreak that killed dozens of people.

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."

To that individual who said Donald Trump should "press on" in an interview: May you be sucked into the vacuum of space that is your mind with the gravitational force of a black hole.

Perhaps Seth MacFarlane was prophetic in 2022... Dolly Parton played her long dead self in his Midnight Blue episode of The Orville... In it, she & her 9 to 5 served as philosophical inspiration to an oppressed people to rise up, throw away the shackles... Maybe Dolly can still help us!

Hakeem Jefferies is most like: A. Dathan from 10 Commandments B. Sir Hiss from Robin Hood C. Grimer Wormtongue from LOTR D. Gretchen Weiners of Mean Girls No one likes him. A mealworm has a bigger spine.

Wonder women hates Nazis just like the rest of us should

Photo of the ugliest human ever.

🔥🤬👺👿🖕

We all do. Imagine the church bells ringing when the day comes.

The world needs love and beauty like this. We need more like this beautiful woman. 🤠💖 Not the mean, petty, cruel, greed and ugly we've ALL been subjected to in the past 10 years. We should remember to be more like Dolly.

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You have to ask yourself, what is the point of creating all this food insecurity?

For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 10 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production. No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025.

To my dying day I will regard it to be the blackest of marks that the US electorate conferred upon one of the worst human beings to have ever lived the US presidency, not once but twice. 🇨🇦

The only other person outside of 🍊's cabinet i despise more than Hakeem Jeffries.

I tried making a zine. It was totally wonky. I didn't get my graphic design card.

Cartoon by Robert Ariail

Why should we trust a bunch of fanatics hot for the apocalypse with government power? I will never stop asking this.

Ah the folly of youth amd the selfish bastards who lead them.

There's a reason that DJT doesn't have pets. There's a reason that you don't see him in pictures with animals. Animals don't like him. Sometimes the best judge of character is a dog or a cat or a horse. 🐎

I want a day glow remote with a flashing light, strawberry odor, and alarm that can be activated and tracked from all phones in the house. Is that too much to ask? Why do you frickin make the remote black?!

My dog wants to go out and I'm pretty sure there's a skunk 🦨out there tonight. Sorry buddy. 🐕🦴

Gif your mental health

I need to make my piñata, so I'm ready to party. 🪅🪇🥳🎂🎈

Is this real? Is there a chapter on how to tactfully tell someone they're an entitled ninny?

My husband says I don't have to worry about them denaturalizing me or deporting me. Afterall, i was born here. Well, they keep approving budgets for these villains to have electroshock gloves and concentration camps. Sure, it can't happen here, right?!

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THE SUPREME CULT

Hope you're all enjoying your gas tank fill, or sparser grocery cart. I know i am NOT.

Albert Einstein:"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits". True intelligence is bound by the realities of the unknown & laws of nature, human STUPIDITY can be boundless, ignorance & a refusal to acknowledge limitations seem infinite. He "aced" test & perfect score

I hate these evil fuckers for attacking a man who protected us time after time. But hey, they're in full support of an apocalyptic death cult so what did we expect? May history or an epidemic showcase their idiocy.

Name a villain who was right. "Too many of you hate as easily as you draw breath."

"Reality" TV was the worst thing to ever happen to America...

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