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deadlock is so cool. i wish it were fun

smoke 'em if you got 'em 🦋🐺

and the idea changes you in return #phighting

the proliferation of Cool/Hot Dess Holiday Art is interesting to me on a meta level. no one knows how she was or who she was. she's not around to be someone, so everyone makes a new her according to their own preferences. you can't help but wonder if it was intentional on toby's part

me and my roommate have been just saying "and you're antisemitic for repeating it" back and forth nonstop about unrelated shit and just dying laughing

my first ever bluesky moment. waow

taco bell charging three entire dollars for a "slider" depicted as a sort of modified crunchwrap that is in reality the size of my palm. we should explode them

i go through all the stages of grief over my dead wife and then when ive begun to move on they turn me around and go "surprise!" i should be excited but i just feel confused

the comiket episode is an underrated part of slice of life anime that makes it instantly awesome. genshiken is good in part because its a bunch of comiket episodes stacked together

Happy labor day, here's chibi robo starting a house fire

rarihor planning im sorry for being a small child when you made all your okage comics but I'm ready now. can you come back and sell them to me. please

chiikawa is like a woke achewood

conservative female gen x/boomer coworker is a type of torture device they plant in workplaces to test your resolve

tbt my personal experience with Stan's human form. i got spoiled on it a bit by the wiki and fanart but it was still something. note: i did in fact successfully brainwash myself into thinking he's hot

everyone should play okage: shadow king for the ps2 btw, especially if you liked psychonauts. it's like a modern quirky meta indie RPG but it came out in 2001. awesome art, interesting story with subtle details. incredibly funny. even the slight retro jank is endearing.

where i work they play hozier's "eat your young" on the radio but censored, and for some reason they cut "bombs and guns" but not "throw enough rope until the legs have swung". you can allude to lynchings but not name weaponry

hi chiitan I'm glad you know what's up

Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls https://theonion.com/study-finds-there-arent-enough-occasions-where-you-get-to-eat-rolls/

Manofesting my own realty

it's interesting how over the course of 15+ years of weather radar watching the storms have gone from being the length of a few states at max a few times a year to being the width of the country north to south at least half the time. and there are way more. and they're more severe. could be nothing

marathon is great because i suck ass at it but the lore and aesthetics are so pleasing that i just sit there going :] another lore page please

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"narcissistic sociopath psychopath blah blah" just say nazi! just say evil! just say selfish! 99% of ASPD and NPD people don't do shit like that and you guys have got to stop throwing them under the bus because you love conflating immorality with mental illness

my unwoke opinion is that i hate the phrases "x bodies" and "houseless" in particular. i get the point they're trying to make but they're so quibbly that it feels like only people obsessed with minute rhetoric sculpting use them

i love buying keycaps on amazon on break at work and getting Fully Rendered Realistic Packers recommended to me immediately. my fellow coworkers please come look at these fake penises

Fellas, is it cunty to bleed?

i dearly wish i could wipe megan trainor's discography from the earth

not advocating for violence but merely speculating: if ice will shoot you for being in a car with a camera, how long before the soccer moms simply start flooring it?

is it a good sign for the state of the government if one of your most consistent comforting fantasies is foreign invasion

the only beef i have with cory doctorow is im listening to his stuff at work and he keeps saying the same things in different speeches/interviews. they're cogent/clever/funny things but i want him to talk about more subjects. come on man run your mouth

accidentally opened my nsfw account at work and didn't notice because both for yous are flooded with white house cheeto posting

"why don't the americans do something" 51% of the country is willing to murder the rest of us and lives in an alternate reality. our cops and military can also get away with civilian massacres. the only option besides mass death is some hero pulling a successful 4th attempt to kill the cult