Custardsteeth

www.maptap.gg October 27 95🏅 98🔥 96🔥 86🎓 99🔥 Final score: 940 I feel like I've conquered Africa

www.maptap.gg October 26 98🔥 93🏆 75😂 94🏅 78👏 Final score: 857

Hats off to Luke O'Nein, he won that day out as a mascot and he's not lettinng go

We're all Leeds now aren't we?

Isn't winning lovely

Carrick dropped Fernandes, hasn't brought him on. There you go , pay me up, you deal with the prick

I think Carrick will be signing in on the morning

Please don't make this a tough watch you cunts

It must be wonderful to support a team that doesn't induce medical situations

I know sometimes i hate you. It's only because I love what you could be

Wank fucking piss

Offside I think

Wtf do I know? CL here we come

The worst bit of watching this Newcastle game is missing out in watching manyoo getting beat at home

So far, I'm seeing an inept side that looks bang average at best

That's settled the nerves

The commentator has reliably informed us that Newcastle's record on this ground isn't very good! It's not very good on most fucking grounds

So many team selections are available. So many people have their opinions, and rightly so. But, I bet we're all laughing when we win five nowt

That front four would put the fear of death into most National League sides, I'm hoping Palace are of that level

www.maptap.gg October 25 94🏆 95🏅 85😁 94🏅 85😁 Final score: 896

What's this fresh hell with John Bishop? As funny as fucking nightshift the cunt

From reminiscing about Chopper Harris to Strictly come dancing. Sport on tv allows this. channel hopping with my dearest. I think chopper would put Widdecombe into fucking orbit

He felt a touch! He'd feel a fucking touch from Chopper Harris, Norman Hunter, Jimmy Case etc. Ffs those days were 5 wtf is this now?

Poor Sandro didn't get a corner, but...

If Maddison wasn't a footballer, instead of calling him a cunt on tv, you'd be telling the flyer distributing in Tenerife wanker to fuck off

Chelsea v Spurs, whatever the result, I'm sure I could take some joy from it. Cunts in kits

www.maptap.gg October 24 100🎯 94🏆 78🤗 77🤗 80👏 Final score: 821 A bit shite today

Why can't women watch an episode of a series, or a film without pausing the cunt ten times for a multitude of reasons.

Bournemouth beating AC Milan 3-0. If ever a scoreline shows the power and money of the EPL , it's surely this. In 2003, Bournemouth was in League 2, and AC Milan won the Champions League

www.maptap.gg October 23 98🔥 99🔥 93🏆 91👑 100🎯 Final score: 956

I missed the football last night and have just checked he svores. If I were Carrick, I'd stay in Como and enjoy the scenery

www.maptap.gg October 22 95🏅 100🎯 80✨ 95🏅 94🏅 Final score: 922

I'm coming omung up 62, I feel younger, just retired. She wants to move house! Ffs! why? Look at this. Only needs a bit of work, Can we not just die here?

The docile Octobrer wasps living rent-free in my attic are no more. Must have only been a few this time of year. The nest got a good coating of powder, and it's silent. Thank fuck

www.maptap.gg October 21 100🎯 99🔥 87🎓 98🔥 80👏 Final score: 907

Nothing like a trip into the attic for paint brushes to discover a wasps nest,little bastards

www.maptap.gg October 20 100🎯 98🔥 91👑 80👏 90👑 Final score: 890

www.maptap.gg October 19 98🔥 99🔥 87🎓 99🔥 98🔥 Final score: 962 The final pick pure luck in the expanse of Brazil

Surprisingly, I think the Scottish premiership may be between Celtic and Rangers for 42nd year running

A bit of otter spotting from the cafe on the Easby loop near Richmond. No otters spotted, like looking for a goal at St. James'

Tavernier trying his upmost to put a silver lining on the weekend

www.maptap.gg October 18 100🎯 97🔥 99🔥 96🏅 81✨ Final score: 926 Some pressure on the first pick

Newcastle United is like the beautiful young woman you fell in love with, blinded by her sexy black n white stripes, forsaking all those sexily clad red and blue temptresses. Then she put on a load of weight and you put up with the cunt for the sake of the kids

I'm trying to cut my drinking down. I'm no expert but if I stop watching those black n white cunts, it might be a huge step forward

Match done, now watching Strictly to keep her happy. If Josh Widdecombe was a footballer he'd give Wisa a run as the most useless cunt in the sporting arena

With each passing week, we should cherish that Caraboa Cup

Fucking dreadful

At least at my age, I can remember when we were worse than this. Ffs this lot look lost,

These are here for the taking with a bit of nous, and some improved defending

If i left my door as open as our defence, I'd be bamboozled as to i wasn't robbed