Clyde Draper

Here’s an idea… Instead of asking me to round up for charity, why don’t you gazillion dollar corporations round down for charity. Round down everybody’s order to the nearest dollar and donate that.

Well, that was interesting. Peeing in a pitch black bathroom at a gas station was a thing, but it was fun 🤩

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The 2 months between voting day and the time that Congress actually convenes in January will be the most dangerous two months in our lifetimes in this country. Buckle up

How are bribery checks kool, but student loan forgiveness not?

Just so we’re clear… Trump is not giving out $5000 even if they win the House and the Senate, which they absolutely will not. But if he did, it would only go to Republicans, in Red states, who voted in the midterms. They’d say anything else was too expensive.

Anyone here ever cruised Virgin?

I haven’t had a big bash at the crib in like two years. If I had friends, I’d throw a Halloween party 🎃 😢

New Twitter has really radicalized me. I go on there and within five posts, I’m pissed off. Now they’re saying stupid shit like ‘are high gas prices really that bad?’. I want to respond to and cuss out each and every post, but theres so many of them you just can’t do it. 

The only way I even consider getting an iPhone fold 1st generation is if the inside screen is Apple pencil compatible. #apple

The irony of having to work on Labor Day is never lost on me.

What about changing the longstanding name of a Great Lake is conservative? Conservatives should be outraged

REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐

Samara Weaving is orders of magnitude better than January Jones as Emma Frost. Samara Weaving is a G. Woulda made a better Rogue I think, but she’ll be dope.

Went to bed feeling perfectly fine. Woke up with a bum ankle, limping like the Backrooms, getting worse as the day goes on. This is 53.

Oh no! Not Mitch Mcfuckell!!! Couldn’t happen to a worse person!!

Look what the king has wrought. Sam’s Club outta regular gas

Et tu, Brute?

Mugs out here talking hella tough, because Iran is way over there. But also knowing that all it takes is an Iranian sleeper cell to wake up and throw a sharp rock at the Brent Spence bridge and the whole Midwest is down for years.

MAGAts really thought they had the late great Dave Chappelle on their side 🤣🤪

What is the greatest opening credits to a TV show ever, and why is it Game of Thrones?

‪Shouldn’t you be out watching the masterpiece Melania again while begging for an invite to Epstein Island? Had the nerve to type out the word integrity. ‬

If your house had a menu, what would be on it?

The government wasn’t murdering innocent Americans in the face in Minneapolis while Prince was alive. IJS

Go Bearcats

DEI Nobel peace prize medal holder, Donald Trump.

Insurgents from around the world on their way to Venezuela

So I woke up to news that Venezuela has been invaded, and what I think about that is RELEASE DEM EPSTEIN FILES.

In light of this CBS News and CBS in general right wing shift, I think Stephen Colbert will end his show early. I can’t see him dealing with this shit for five months. It flies in the face of everything he believes in.

I once worked for a company that offered unlimited PTO. I took far less time off with them then I did when I had a set amount of vacation and sick days. It showed that the company appreciated us at least a little bit, and therefore I’m willing to stay late or go the extra mile more often.

Alabama has quit. Never thought I’d see the day.

This is a bunch of bullshit. If ever there was a justified, J6 style event, it should be occurring today, right now, all weekend, at the Department of Justice.

Yes, fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction, but guns are not. Seems legit.

In solidarity with Alina Habba, I too will be stepping down from my job that I was never hired for and yet somehow was still fired from.

But I’m supposed to believe that Elon Musk’s Grok is the best AI going. GTFOH. This is an every week thing with these headlines.

Why the hell is Jillian Michaels all over my screen all of a sudden?

Be there!

You ever wonder why the Bible was ‘written’ at all, when 95% of people back then couldn’t read?

I have had an iPhone since two weeks after the initial launch of the original iPhone. I have been loyal and never cheated or strayed from it. My deep blue iPhone 17 Pro Max showed up on Saturday and after one weekend day and one work day with it, I am not disappointed.

Good morning to all who celebrate

Diddy might not even miss an Avenger movie

I agree with Kegsbreath in the sense that I believe a fighting force should be in fighting shape. I don’t think most people would disagree with that. And coming from a General or a senior NCO, that message would’ve landed with loud applause probably. But not from this 🤡

If Trump had not been there, Pete Kegsbreath may have actually gotten a few Chiefs or Generals to get up and walk out on that bullshit speech. Coulda EASILY been an email. Or in his case, a Signal chat.

‪I’ve never really heard of hunters going out hunting dogs. Where they do that at? Never seen a mounted dog head on somebody’s wall, not even in the movies. ‬Which is to say that antifa…probably pretty safe!

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel, on the heels of canceling Stephen Colbert, is how you radicalize Gen Xers, who may have been riding the fence between being safe and being heard.

We need a stronger word than hypocrisy for these cretins.

Jesse Watters can kiss my ass. I demand his firing. If leftists are getting fired just for saying the truth about Charlie Kirk, Jesse should be fired for this bullshit he’s saying about the left.

I, a retired Master Sergeant in the United States Air Force, am demanding that Jesse Watters be fired for his rhetoric yesterday, September 11, regarding the Charlie Kirk shooting. MSNBC fired their guy, and what he said was not even close to what Jesse said. Please like and repost if you agree.