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When they ask how you get your meme ideas

Some people laugh at the idea of paying for magick, but I got $125 and an astrologer and now I know why boys going to Jupiter does in fact make them more stupider

You don't need AI to make bad occult books, we'll do it for free

If you had to define Chaos Magick to somebody who had never heard of it and had to keep it under a paragraph what would you say?

You're telling me this Masonry is FREE?!

Magick isn't just special words, odd body exercises, ritual implements, and visualizations. You ALSO have to slather it in metaphysical jargon to hide that it's all special words, odd body exercises, ritual implements, and visualizations.

Pov: You told the "Master of the Temple" you're not paying for his substack

First day at the Dharma center: So which one is Sam and which one is Sara?

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Kenneth Grant's first day as a student of Aleister Crowley

Conservatives seeing a teenager light a candle or meditate for 15 minutes

Ever consider that the popularity of Lovecraftian entities in "Real Occultism" stems from the desire for a devil in a secular age? If you don't have a soul that can be damned you can at least settle for a Cthulhu or Nyralythotep who threatens your sanity.

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All the Ganesha memes now that Chaturthi is over

Ey wise guy, alls I'm sayin is you give a couple "Om Gam Ganapataye Namah"s and maybe this whole problem goes away. Capisce?

You start understanding why so many of these lineages would keep their images secret. Because this image of Ganapati Ragavajra is beautiful and loaded with important esoteric symbolism... But monkey brain sees it and goes

Ganesha is great for a lot of reasons but one thing is he's a relatable god. Big head? Me too. Loves sweets? Same buddy. Trying to solve everybody's problems? You already know it.

Happy Ganesha Chaturthi #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast #flock #ganesha

Covers for fake occult books #26 100% this one would be 9 chapters of restating "As Above So Below" and "IDK, Just Think Positive"

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Sorry we haven't posted in a bit. Had a flashback to the time somebody posted about having spent money on occult books instead of food like it was flex... Then the author of one of the books showed up in the comments mad that we said you can't pirate a sandwich. So anyway, Online Occultism is great

Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be," - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. #discordianism #eris #harvey #chaosmagick #friday

Warning: If you charge Moon water during a lunar eclipse it'll taste like it came from the garden hose. No one can explain why

One of the pitfalls in CM especially with beginners is emphasizing gnosis and altered states as "mental stuff" forgetting we experience radical changes of consciousness going through our day to day particularly by the physical environment & activity we engage in. Your hand & brain are connected

Explaining to Gnostics that their "Pleroma" is actually an imperfect emanation of "Big Tony" the true Creator who thought it was funny cause it sounds like aroma

Explaining to Gnostics that their "Pleroma" is actually an imperfect emanation of "Big Tony" the true Creator who thought it was funny cause it sounds like aroma

Our particular niche of occult social media is funny. You wake up to a handful of new followers and it's Witchy girl, Edgy Satanist, username that spells Chaos with a K, Leftist Shitposter, the business page for a BBQ joint 3 states away, 2 reincarnations of Crowley and then this guy...

These stupid Bible Belters really told us Yu-Gi-Oh was Occult. Ridiculous... Yu-Gi-Oh:

It’s me! 🫣

When Kennedy’s not working on his podcast, Chaos Magick News, he has been instrumental in making sure our message is getting out there! He’ll be challenging the notion of chaos magic as ‘result based’ magic during his talk, Pragmatic Magic! #operationoctarine #chaosky #occultsky #witchsky

If you heard the Peter Carroll special you might remember us talking about Epoch and the Portals of Chaos Deck. CoHost insatiable urge for odd looking Oracle decks has scored another purchase. We said it was pretty ugly on the show but sitting with them is slowly winning us over. #chaosmagick #tarot

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The Steven Forrest controversy isn't surprising for its content, there are lots of woo woos with truly awful ideas, but most of them are aware enough to not say it into a microphone and stick it online?

Seeing all the hoopla now might be a good time for the unscrupulous among you to go on Etsy selling "Pre SpaceX Crash Moon Water" tell em that Elon ruined its energetic body and now only the vintage stuff is safe.

A CMN classic

Online Occultism is trying to have grounded nuanced and self aware discussion of fringe ideas and then the algorithm smashing one of these over your head.

EP 72, Say the most obvious thing that'll happen and it's like predicting the future. #trump #reflectingpool #antifa #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast