cmpumantra.bsky.social

cmpumantra.bsky.social

@cmpumantra.bsky.social

This will probably just be a collection of snarky posts and short stories, some of which might be truer than others.

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I was thinking about cleaning the garage today, and how I have to do it to get my new floor poured. Then I remembered how my friends and I used to (in college and early 20s) give mundane jobs secret mission code names. Forgot how that used to give the boring crap a little edge of fun.

People talk about humans having a real 6th sense - being able to instantly count things visually with fairly good accuracy (like the toothpicks in Rain Man). I didn't get that one. I got the more useless ability to nail a trifold on a piece of Letter sized paper. So useful in the Internet age.

Just a reminder to anyone else raw doggin' life solo, it isn't always easy. Others don't sometimes realize how much they take their partners for granted or lean on them, but when it's just you, it can feel like you unlocked "hard mode". Stay strong - it'll be okay.

People ask each other what celebrities they'd want to meet. I have a list, but I would want to go do mundane things with them not just meet them. Case in point: I have long said that I would love to meet Queen Latifah, but I would want to go bowling with her. That is all - Happy Wednesday, folks!

So somebody please explain how we don't seem to have a technology or workforce problem COLLECTING $100s of Billions of dollars in tariffs, but we just can't POSSIBLY refund businesses and personal importers right now? Is it because they spent it on ICE? www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/03/...

cnbc.comTrump tariffs: Customs and Border Protection tells judge it can't comply with refund orderCBP told Judge Richard Eaton that the technology upgrades it plans would save more than 4 million man-hours in processing refunds for Trump's tariffs.

The surreal juxtaposition today of cat videos and caption-less landscape photos amongst the moral stain of leaked memos, murder headlines, and criminal evidence screenshots... what a wild time to be alive and on Bluesky.

It has this weird effect of trivializing and normalizing the depraved bullshit, lowering it to the level of background radiation. That is, until a wave of major media picks up one of these peripheral-vision nightmares and thrusts it to the front of consciousness.

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"Glorified Cheese Sandwiches," according to Betty Crocker. This casserole from 1950 looks simple to throw together. All you have to decide is what creamed vegetable goes on the side. 🍽️ 🍜 #FoodSky #Cooking #Recipes #RecipeOfTheDay

If Roe v. Wade can be so easily overturned, couldn't the same happen for this ruling about Presidential immunity? It seems like it's just a snap of the fingers and that thin veil of legality gets removed.

If it's true that certain "leaders" are hungry to see people suffer, and this so-called "administration" is complicit in delivering that suffering to this "leader": Use AI to manufacture videos of suffering and pleading to mollify a tyrant and appease their violence-induced arousal.

@dropout.tv - not to be too needy here, but you don't understand the "critical role" (😉) you play in helping me find a moment of smiles and laughs between blasts of real-world insanity and covfefe happening around us. Please send more Gastronauts as soon as possible. Sincerely, me.

All I'm saying is, why not harness the collective strategic thinking of all the D&D players to organize against illegal quasi-military action? Granted, there'll need to be some translation from using Charm abilities and casting Frost Armor into real-world actions, but I think we can figure it out.

me: *bought a fridge 2 years ago* Fridge Manufacturer: So you wanna buy another fridge, or any of these other appliances we know you already have? Manufacturer, next day: What about now? Manufacturer, same day: Did it break down yet? Maybe now? Please? Manufacturer, same day: Maybe now?

I am here to say that the Counting Crows, Noah Gundersen, and The Goo Goo Dolls are perfect soundtracks to which you can write technical architecture diagrams and design documents. Thanks to you all for enabling my Monday flow state.

Music has been my constant companion since before I could walk. But I left my piano at a Goodwill in Virginia in 2014 when I moved back home. It took me 11 years to realize that I left part of my soul with it. I gave up my instrument with which I process thoughts and feelings. I made a mistake.

Why roll back child labor laws AND kill mRNA vaccine funding? Isn’t one peril enough? Oh… unless the strategy is to let adults die sooner to reduce healthcare cost burdens, expedite generational wealth flowdown, and put kids to work without education. GOT IT. www.npr.org/2025/08/05/n...

npr.orgRFK Jr. pulls $500 million in funding for mRNA vaccine contractsThe Department of Health and Human Services will cancel contracts and pull funding for some vaccines that are being developed to fight respiratory viruses like COVID-19 and the flu.

This just hit me today… if dentists really want to promote flossing, they need to partner up with GPs and dietitians. The more high-fiber veggies you eat, the more likely they get stuck in your teeth and you need to get them out. 2 birds, one stone!

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