Scary Jerry

Chest day was a PR day

Ask yourself this What’re you doing it for Is it for you Is it for them

good good morning boys!

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Oh my starter is doubling it’s about to be sourdough season

🌽 🎃

My version of sad boy music 🥰

Hey maybe this iOS update will fix the keyboard so I don’t look as though I have a Boomer-like mastery of the English language

Why this headache 🤕😭

Slop bowl time

I forgot where I got stamped last night since I was in a bodysuit

Good morning, champ

Happy Saturday night!

me

Anytime I hear someone say “I don’t like politics” in any context (work or civically) I know they’re not a serious adult

Good morning, good morning

Meat always gets me

Good morning, my Friday Fellows!

2 martinis 🍸 and half a pizza 🍕 🤭

I need a martini 🍸 and pizza 🍕

Legs ✅✅

Pink Lady Supremacy

Sometimes I just like feeling the calluses on my palms and fingers

back back back back back again

no

@gentlegrngiant.bsky.social made me look so professional. 🥰

Good morning! You up?

Making Greek potatoes and the house smells amazing

good morning, you

About to slip into my own bed again and I cannot wait

same

Good morning! It’s airport day!

¡buenas noches!

Honestly this is pretty incredible, of course this kid left without getting it but maybe it will sit with him

About to take my last vacation nap

At the twink Starbucks in CDMX where they’re just playing Lana

The dollars and decades I’ve spent only to come back here (honestly almost nothing smells better on me)

A few more days and I’ll be back in the gym

My Paper Plane came with an actual paper plane 😍

This bar in CDMX just went from Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me to Siqo’s The Thong Song and I may never leave

It’s always Wisconsin

Call me dude

¡Salúd!

Was anyone more real than OutKast with “roses really smell like poo poo poo-ooh”

Think I decided to grow my hair a little

who wants to

Dinner!

Cake and cold brew before cocktails and dinner, vacation rules