Coaltl Byrd

also i made a micro/paws version

Being Asexual:

Spicy opinion: We need to stop saying things "taste like chicken". Chicken is BLAND. It's so painfully average that it is the baseline for "this can be improved by literally anything". Things don't taste "like chicken", cause what if you ate that "thing" first? Then everything tastes "like that"

he boppin

Announcement, thank me later 💧 #mudkip #pokemon #art

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Lifting your friends

I'll do this too. Why not, what is the smol birb most known for?

*Is tired* *Takes nap* *Is still tired* wtf

Also did the soul test. Was interesting.

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Getting so annoyed by people who post images to art channels instead of the link to where they found it...like FUCKING HELL credit your shit. Once is okay, but it being a consistent problem is infuriating!

Happy #pridemonth yall. You're valid as heck. Also, thanks for all the fellow aces who make me feel welcome to be who I am. BTW corpos don't care about us.

Please share this one.

I am currently trying to pretend Kaijune isn't a thing because I know the second a few of my friends realize it I am going to end up being embiggened and the world is not ready for that

Just a reminder to anyone who peeks at this: Birb appreciates each and every one of you, and will always be around to hug.

If this post gets 10 likes I'll have @rebbythewolfy.bsky.social draw Coaltl nude

@lulon.bsky.social I see you enjoy drawing bird steppers, could I perhaps request a sketch of my oc? I would be happy to offer a poem in trade. (I have some friends who are very into my birb's peets and would love to fluster them xD)

You know what, I'm taking the attack here too. @ricultima.bsky.social gets to be under birb peets because birb is feeling big and confident lately and Ric cannot escape

I had a thought. If you time traveled back to the dinosaur era, very little of what you could do would actually cause a paradox since the meteor wipes everything out anyway

These are great ideas.

Remembered JetSetRadioFuture.live exists and am currently jamming out to some tunes. Woo!

Currently narrowing my eyes at my latest two followers...

At this point I think a dog would be a better President for the US than the one in office now. Not even like...a cute dog. I'd vote for a Chihuahua. At least the dog's constant yapping wouldn't incite war or ruin economies.

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Had a very @sy-170.bsky.social coded thought earlier. WinCo has really wispy floaty produce bags...a Borrower or other smol person could absolutely use one to parachute.

🏙️🏞️🏙️ A walk in the park __________ #SizeSky

Merry Christmas everyone

The Anthem 🙌🏻🌈😈🖕🏻 #FuckIt #FuckThis #FuckYou #WordsOfPower #Hellaverse #HazbinHotelSpoilers #HazbinHotelS2

In my spare time, I am working on a mapmaking tool #dnd

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Coaltl in @sy-170.bsky.social 's world where IOTA is a thing, getting a report of a missing caravan, he heads out into the endless forest to find a crater and the souls of a few IOTA employees...brings them back to base to admonish them about getting stepped on and wasting company time

Small lil doodle of a Diner visit between Cal and @sy-170.bsky.social 's Gorb, Cal's a bit small so its hard to enjoy bigger foods, BUT doesn't stop him from chowing down on these FRIES.

Sorry guys, due to the new ToS I will no longer be saying things like [***] or [*****] or [************], and I most certainly won't say [peck]

Hey look I'm posting politics again People should not be fired for saying mean things about the political shooting victim. The man was not a hero. He was a bad person who would have made children carry children inside them, and one who pushed for the death of LGBT+

Goodnight!!!

I think there's something incredibly amusing about how it took 1000 people complaining about sex to set off payment processors, and now they're realizing for every one old guy set in the 1800s ways, there's 30 furries and gamers. Well, at least the call centers are hiring! XD