Coco 🫶🏾✨

my fav artists abandoning mUSic helped me learn to let go of things I thought I couldn’t live without

Hunter Biden said actually it was crack, not meth

Nigga outside yelling on the phone to a girl he obviously likes. And she not listening worth a damn 🤣🤣🤣 He keep yelling “STOP TALKKINGGGG AND LISTEN!!!” He tryna get her to come back over lol I hope it works out for them.

Me: cannot cook Also Me: oooooo I could go for a espresso, brown sugar rub brisket biscuit 🤤

Credit Karma been telling me my car ain’t worth shit for the last 5 yrs Me:

Shoutout to this wishy washy ass weather for pulling me out my seasonal depression.

Bruh I forgot to get some oil from the grocery store 😭😭

Girl bossed a lil too hard and started a new hairstyle the day before Christmas. 🥴 But I order the groceries and was able to at least knock that off my list.

My feet hurt and I need more foam 😭 I don’t wanna go to the hair store. I just went yesterdayyy

The opening act really sets the tone for what I consider a No Skip album. 17 y/o me understood immediately.

You know the Red Bull hitting when you get a “Morning Young Lady!” after you greet someone this time of morning 😂

Happy Thanksgiving Day Parade to all who celebrate!!

Big Back Idea: Seafood Boil Potato Skins ...just think about it. It could work!

My 11 on its last leg and I'm hurt af

If anyone wants to make an animated show about an animal substance abuse clinic, I'd greatly appreciate it. "I CANT GET TREATMENT KAREN, IM AN ALLIGATOR!!!"

Omg. Did y'all see Tabitha Brown on Cocoa Butter going Eeuuyuuckkk to somebody's vegan food? My mouth dropped bc ohmygahd lmao

I keep hitting that bookmark shit by mistake, my bad.

Chopped Cheese. That's just hamburger helper on a roll.

first you gotta put your neck into it.

Released a trapped moth from my work space and didn't freak out lol

tired yrs old

Other people’s mess >>>>>>>

when that after work stare turns into a nap and then bed lol

History books and family trees exist for a reason. You are still black.

CMG is on its last leg and here come Glorilla threatening us with an RnB album.

1 meal, coffee, hella water

"Where are my panties?" - Andre 3000 "Hawaiian Silky"- Outkast "Yo head look like a dirty tennis ball now!" - Mike Epps on Nellyville (I think)

Ngl, that lady would've gagged tf outta orange if she had called him a slur after getting called piggy lmaoooo

Planning to pull up personally if Kim and Khloe do Britney Spears wrong. That lady has been through e-fuckin-nough.

Them Dagestan boys beat the BREAKS off that man. Gahhh damn.

Mans said

I seen thee cutest brown puppy this morning. And get this, it was a weiny dog!!!! He was barking his lil head off and I didn't give a damn. Just laughing in his face. HE WAS SO CUTEEEE!!!!

Who you loving? Who you wanna pull up on?

Came here to say that I ate (1) serving of LifeSaver Gummies and not the whole bag.

quotes got me in tears lmaoooo

wtf asked for this?????

I know church ppl bout to act a fool lol Get Behind Me Yolanda!!!

Masego put crrrraaackkk in Unhinged.

they were causing an opioid crisis in the military and correcting the system by deleting medical records. so I really don't care to hear shit about what medication is safe for ppl from the likes of crooked politicians.

This has been one of the most unprofessional job offer processes I've ever been through. Irritated, is not the word.

Tryna find the strength to finish my hair but I was up til 2 last night and I'm just over it honestly lol

Questions like these automatically make me suspicious bc I've seen Now You See Me too many times

bartenders can be stale af. like why are we smoking hookah behind the bar and irritated when someone orders a drink? during HAPPY HOUR?!??

I hate how much anxiety fucks with my appetite. I ordered food two hrs ago and can't even eat it.