Cody :collar: :verified_paw:

Cody :collar: :verified_paw:

@cody.catboy.baby

Spanish account: @paella I am a tummy owner, and professional e-boy bringing you all sorts of content, from tummy pics to political ragebait and feel good posts about my […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://catboy.baby/@cody, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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@cody.catboy.baby

I love IT so much, they decided to fuck up my work laptop with a windows update this weekend. It doesn't boot and they don't know how to fix it other than wiping everything on it... Thank fuck I commit my shit obsessively, I don't think I lost any data, but I have to reinstall EVERYTHING... fml

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@cody.catboy.baby

Uh sorry everyone, unfortunately I am not home, so I think I'll put up an announcement on the instance and it's unfortunately going to be unstable until I'm able to fix it when I return on monday... Why do these things always happen when I don't have access to a computer? ​:neocat_sad:​

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@cody.catboy.baby

Fucking Cyberpunk 2077 19.5 GB update? The fuck? Hope my save with altered voice* doesn't get fucked * I initially picked male voice with female genitals until I realized that makes the pronouns he/him, which wtf why would you do that?? Let me pick?? Or use neutral neopronouns or whatever...

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@cody.catboy.baby

What the hell??? They keep adding missions to this thing? They added 2 new missions and a new vendor type, "glamdocs", to a 6 year old game... Meanwhile other games don't stay up for 2 weeks literally...

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@cody.catboy.baby

Fucking Cyberpunk 2077 19.5 GB update? The fuck? Hope my save with altered voice* doesn't get fucked * I initially picked male voice with female genitals until I realized that makes the pronouns he/him, which wtf why would you do that?? Let me pick?? Or use neutral neopronouns or whatever...

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@cody.catboy.baby

Also you're telling me in 2077 you can swap your genitals around with perfect nerve mappings, but you can't modify your goddamn air pipes so your voice doesn't sound like a 70 year old retired truck driver who smokes too many cigars? Come on...

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@cody.catboy.baby

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Bonus ALPR camera that was also there, incidentally right behind where we were taking pictures, so I guess we were in full view of it all the time ​:kekw:​

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@cody.catboy.baby

Don't get me wrong tho, I am very much against all or nothing. I prefer a FOSS project taking a stance against AI and telling me to join Discord than a FOSS project saying AI is poggers and asking me to join their AI powered Discord xd