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Callum Turner is NOT James Bond. Neither is whoever the other guy is.

This app is literally reddit and twitter combined and y’all are eating up while acting like it’s different somehow.

Y'all ever think about the fact that Batman's main villains are either disfigured, Disabled or autistic? I'm starting to see a patern.

Fuck delivery drivers. All they've ever done is either break my packages, Put my packages in the driveway instead of at the door, Lose my packages or Send my packages to the wrong house. And I caught a few giving ME the wrong mail as well. No matter how many times I tell them they still get it wrong

Bitches tryna start beef when all I’m tryna do is sniff queef.

Y’all ever take a shit so hard your tailbone cracks?

If you want to call out the flaws in a community you better acknowledge the flaws within yours first.

I have a feeling people who drink matcha are just doing it for the status. And I’m not just talking about performative males. I’m talking about the women they’re performing for as well. They drink matcha and they talk about how great it is but it really isn’t good at all. Many such cases.

X-Men is a better superhero team than Avengers. The X-Men have a reason to be a team in terms of writing. They are a political discussion on racism. But the Avengers just seem to be a bunch of heroes slapped together as a gimmick to make more money.

Guys. I think I like Rogue Trooper more than Judge Dredd…

QTP with a great animated villain!

Drop some WINDOWS 🪟🏠🖤💻🏢

Ever since Zelensky blew up that bot farm my Nigerian prince friend stopped talking to me. I’m beginning to think I should pick better people to talk to.

Did anyone else realize that the theme of Linda Palmer from Twin Peaks sounds a lot like the Palworld menu theme?

Drop a DOOR 🚪🖤 🏠

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Guys. Why are you paying for OnlyFans when you can just look up leaks?

Loki could have easily defeated Thor by disguising as Jane so he could fuck him and then mid sex reveal that he was Loki the whole time which would cause Thor to go into a deep suicidal despair.

It seems like Bruce becomes Hulk when he's angry while Jennifer becomes She-Hulk when she's horny. Was this intentional or am I looking too far into it.

If you're upset at Incel Lingo such as "Foid" then you're the real Incel here.

Sabrina Carpenter fans are 10000 times worse than the Swifties. I used to love Sabrina's music until she asked that 16 year old about how horny they were. Now every time I mention it they deny the facts and evidence of actual predatory actions towards a minor. Tryna cast spells on me and shit.

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I keep getting E-Whore content on my feed. Usually wouldn't be an issue but BlueSky has the ugliest community of wanna be pornstars that think that this path is a good career path for them. One look in the mirror should be a reality check for these losers.

I'm just gonna start making fake posts on next door so the old people think horrible shit is happening in their neighborhood

I wanna make a video maybe on one of my secondary channels where I look at funny nextdoor posts.

This app just proves that dead internet theory is real. The only ones posting are bots and the only real people are the worst people you ever met.

My ★★★½ review of Rise of the Tomb Raider (2015) on @backloggd.com : The game is pretty good. It kinda just copies the first game with better gameplay and combat but still the same issues with it's climbing. Story wise the first one is better but only by an ... bckl.gg/wY9j

People who still suck PlayStation / Sony dick are just cucks at this point. I remember the days when PlayStation "won the console wars" when they literally did nothing but force us into scammy situations and got everyone's data leaked.

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Why does Sabrina Carpenter pretend to hate men when she's literally the biggest man serving super slut?

Broooo this guy got poop fingers and the cum thumb. Wtf?

Meta should use their own AI to look up the best way to go. Then take the advice.

Bitches tryna start beef when all I'm tryna do is sniff queef.

boxd.it/grpHzf I messed up and just posted the movie page instead of the review last time.

My ★★ review of Gamble With Your Friends (2026) on @backloggd.com : It's fun for a day to make a video on but games based entirely on luck are not fun at all and sometimes I feel that it's rigged to make you fail. The only fun part is getting into fights with ... bckl.gg/wNIb

Instead of Suicide Squad (The Snyder One) they should have just made a movie about Deadshot. He is probably the only one who had potential.

Guy's I'm sorry but I prefer the Samurai Trilogy's telling of Musashi Miyamoto's life over Vagabond's telling of it.

I have a big feeling that Digger could be the oscar... and I haven't been wrong ever since Anora.

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Hear me out. Nicole Kidman as Black Cat

My ★★★★★ review of Night Trap (1992) on @backloggd.com : This game needs more merch. I need this game to have more merch. I need to wear this game as a shirt or a hoodie or something. bckl.gg/wEDH