💧A mealworm of sorts

Cold enough to freeze the walls off a grass humpy.

The 2025-26 Bigger & Weirder Tour is now history - huge thanks to everyone who came out to see one (or more) of our 165 shows! This is the video that played every night before we came out on stage - I made it with the help of my genius friend Liam Lynch, and the great Jim Meskimen, who did the VO.

Is Donald Trump also renaming “artificial insemination”?

Moving right along……

I just sneezed & set off an environmental health noise alarm. I’m a danger to myself.

Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?

Good question

In the context of the size of Angus Taylor’s penis:

Me: dressed as a dragon (for book week) Customer: “has that got anything to do with Dolly Parton. She liked books. Me: “Thank you sir, come again”

Listening to the back catalogue of the #SundayShot &/or a bit of #Nuada, whilst completing mindless training modules on #Workday… Does anyone know how to complete training in Workday without completing the content? I’ve figured out how to FFWD through videos.

Bedfellows. My @smh cartoon.

AU. “I want to shake down Angus for 10K,” Former Catholic Schools NSW head Dallas McInerney wrote in a message aired at NSW ICAAC on Tuesday. The commission is investigating alleged illicit political donations & branch-stacking by the Reformers, a conservative Christian faction in NSW Liberals. 2/

I lost my wallet (sparkly pink card purse). Now someone in Bundamba has been spending my money & setting up new accounts for me. I wonder if they will vote on my behalf.

We actually have too many feral European honeybees.

Is Senator Hanson, Australia’s answer to SenatorMcConnell in the United States of emergency? She doesn’t actually do the job she is paid for, does she!? #truant #lazy #auspol

Don’t cry for me, Argentina

Barnaby Joyce

Sam Neill - we were meant to eat him.

The safeguard mechanism was designed to fail (by Mr Rabbit). It’s a license to continue polluting.

Sticking to teaching methods from the 1990s is comfortable, but improvement requires doing something different. Technology alone won't transform your room if it's just used to digitize old paper tasks. alicekeeler.com/2023/01/19/w...

One is a B grade soap opera actress & the other is Holly Valance.

Brilliant. Well done Angus.

The paint is peeling off the President

Never mind the bollards

“Australians need to participate in a conversation about the biggest ever defence expenditure made by their country.” This community-based inquiry into #AUKUS is not just a fact-finding process. It’s an exercise in democracy that the govt has denied us. #auspol podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/f...

one notion

“US Forces give the nod”

The QLD Government promised not to develop VIC Park…. Cc: @davidcrisafulli.bsky.social

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05... #auspol #qldpol #saveVicPark | Under Section 10, Senator Watt could halt development if he is satisfied the park is a significant Aboriginal area, and under threat of injury or desecration.| It’s the last remaining spring system in Brisbane

If the Teals become a political party, what will they be called?

I now need you to please spread the word and help get as many people as possible to sign the community submission to STOP the Qld State Government destroying Victoria Park. Please share this link with family and friends - www.savevictoriapark.com/submission

“They’re never gonna survive……” youtu.be/4Fc67yQsPqQ

@juliebishopspants.bsky.social Fyi

David Pocock is so much better value than Malcolm Roberts & Pauline. One Notion adds no value.

Happy Birthday Ms Crawford!!!! Cc: @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social

Aren’t we more of an autonomous collective?