Jon G

Can the emperor just kill all the warlords and unite us so the tyranids can eat us already?

People talk about how Speed made us afraid of buses but ignore how it made us afraid of elevators.

Fireworks are fun. Your dog can survive a few days of loud noises.

On Monday, Dirty Dom club is back! @jrosasjr.bsky.social

We’re in a civil war and you can’t get rid of fascists by voting. If you’re looking to the midterms to save us you’re a moron.

Dirty Dom rules. @jrosasjr.bsky.social

Since I still have to pay taxes and the federal government doesn’t do anything anymore, where the fuck is all our money going?

The right controls every level of government and is taking away our ability to vote them out. If every legal remedy is taken away…

Why the ceiling fan light pull have to be so far away?

If the Tyranids consumed the emperors children would they try to bone everything instead of eating it?

I really really want the doge nerds to try to bust into the pentagon.

I’m starting to think the only way to get rid of fascism in this country is for them to win and enough people see how horrific their vision is that the pendulum swings back.

Reminder that in addition to a casino Donny Dipshit bankrupted an entire pro football league, the USFL. He was pouting about not being able to buy an nfl team so bought a USFL franchise and strong armed the league into suing the NFL. They eventually won and were awarded $1, the case bankrupted them.

Bill Simmons sucks but I really miss Grantland. The best writers in one place.

Anyone wanna buy girl scout cookies?

Where are America’s jocks to beat up tech dorks?

The goal is to take all federal money and dump it into a fund controlled by Musk, basically neutering Congress. The only funny part is he’s fucking over project 2025 and doing something so evil they never even considered it.

Musk could stop every social security payment on a whim today. This isn’t a coup currently, the coup already happened. He controls the country.

Americans are eternally optimistic as things have always sprung back but it’s not going to happen this time. All empires fall, ours is over.

All these emails are coming from Musk. He’s set up off shore servers with access to all government records so there’s no paper trail. There is a coup within a coup.

The current administration is doing what we did to to the rest of the world during the Cold War to us. The enemy is no longer communists, it’s Americans who disagree.

At this point we gotta hope the country collapses so completely the old system is completely obliterated. There’s a rot in this country winning elections cant fix.

Every Democrat who normalized this and every commentator who made money off our fear is part of the problem. We need solutions and they offer nothing.

I hope every person who voted for Trump suffers greatly as your family chokes to death from bird flu as his billionaire friends celebrate tax cuts with champagne. Fuck you, we’re in a civil war now.

How many right wing media people don’t believe any of it and just recognize grifting those morons is a cash cow?

The discover feed really wants me to like vinyl records, soccer and AEW. I have no interest in any of those things.

So who’s dicking down Melania? It sure as shit isn’t mushroom Mussolini.

Don’t forget to love. They can’t take that away.

Hegseth is a DUI hire

I see there’s some people saying we shouldn’t body shame Trump for being fat. If your whole persona is a masculine alpha male but you can’t even jog I think it’s fair to ridicule you. He’s lucky his dick is so small so he can lift it.

Notice how you never hear him say “fake news” since all of media has gone hard right?

Orange assholes new infrastructure investment is half a trillion for private tech to build data centers in Texas for AI. We’re paying taxes to billionaires to take away our jobs.

Anyone sick of democratic writers and politicians saying this is unacceptable but giving no solutions or directions on what to do? I feel like we are just being grifted. Yes Trump is an asshole, yes this sucks. Noted, we got it. WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT IT?

One tiny thing you can do is delete Twitter and Facebook. Advertisers look at the number of users on those and if we reduce the daily users by just 5%, it’s less money in an oligarch’s pocket. Again, something tiny but we’re long on solidarity today and short on something to actually do.

Now we ride the next 6 months where it seems like things are improving but it’s just Biden’s economy working. Then the crash happens.

Angry young progressives with nothing to lose. It is your time. Do not pull your punches.

Everything will not be ok. Life is going to get much harder with joy harder to find.

Everyone remember. We beat the confederacy and Nazis with witty comments. Violence is never the answer, no sir.

Jalen Hurts about as mobile as Vinny Testaverde now.

Jared Verse talking shit and backing it all up.

Commit to being uncivil to all republicans. Tell them to fuck off IN PERSON whenever possible.

As a Packer fan it’s odd having a team that sucks and just being a hater. But it’s fun.

Is the NFL making sure MAGA Mahomes wins another Super Bowl to please the Orange asshole?

The new oligarchy wants to take the meager social safety net away. See what happens with 100 million starving desperate people in your country.

Reminder that nobody is getting arrested for white collar crime for the next 4 years. Do with that what you will.

If there’s a Trump enemies list I want to be on it. Fuck Donald Trump.

We need a hardcore left wing contingent of the Democratic Party that is will primary any candidate who goes center. PPA, progressive party of America.

MLF should be on the hotseat. He’s a terrible big game coach. No time management.

Fuck Hulk Hogan.