cole

cole

@cole1.bsky.social

existing la vida loca

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cole
@cole1.bsky.social

went down a rabbit hole of googling harry kane’s brother who was with him last night and refer to as an agent. and i love how he turns up to work in a suit with one client (his brother) on his books

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

spent the day pneumoniamaxxing on a cold and rainy football pitch for the kids football camp that i was expecting to leave them at so that i can work

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

someone at work just talked about far-left labour and someone else called them "far-centrist at best" and i think far-centrist should be the latest slur thats a very good slur

cole
@cole1.bsky.social
Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social

I lived in Cornwall for 5 years, and Cornish gulls do NOT mess around I didn't see it myself, but my granddad witnessed a gull in St. Ives swoop down out of nowhere and take A WHOLE PASTY out of a man's hand The angle, the speed, the surprise - just incredible technical execution of the task

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

old fella walking his dog: “you seen the mess in france?” me: “no not paid much attention” old guy: “they’re rioting and smashing the place up” me: “they seem to do that all the time” og: “but this time it’s foreigners” me: “integrating into french culture then?” og: me:

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

(first person ever to wear socks) “im so crazy, an absolute loose cannon, look at me im a psycho, problematic even”

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

watching man city score after being massive cry-bullies and now start dominating a game, all while nothing is being done about their alleged cheating, makes a massive mockery of football

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

the emudhra security keys thing is a lot more common than you think, i've been on loads of calls through the years where someone on a screenshare session has had a breakglass password on a post-it note on screen or pasted it into the chat

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

"hacking" is a weird concept nowadays because it still happens, but its probably easier to simply be given the keys to the kingdom by idiots

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

i think they should all dress like this so we know where we stand

Dave Vetter@davidrvetter.bsky.social

Currently wondering what message the UK govt thought it was sending by dressing up the Minister for Net Zero in a literal Shell logo.

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

there’s a guy by me who’s wrapped his narrowboat in foil to keep it warm in winter and as soon as it’s not 20 degrees in winter anymore he’ll be living the dream

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

we should increase our day rates at work and add “scary” in front of each line on our timesheets like everywhere where you try to buy something this time of year

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

looping back to the flying tesla, i like the idea of an electric car requiring hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of jetfuel for its engines to operate

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

whenever i see these people who's entire personality is "(moan) DEI! (moan)", they never 'debate' wheelchair ramps or braille signage. it'd be easier for everyone if they just said "brown people" with their chests, the cowards

Adam Rutherford@adamrutherford.bsky.social

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cole
@cole1.bsky.social

and like a few years back pre social media, if you said hateful stuff about a physical attribute, to a person with that physical attribute, they should be entitled to and celebrated for punching you up

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

weirding people in the office out by immediately sniffing my hand doing a judgement face after shaking hands with them

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

im not sure that waiting for a post to post on bluesky app is worth it. it’s as if the devs have decided to provide the worst user experience possible as a feature