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I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you.

Gee, Jeff, maybe you *should* do this. I mean, why not a little transparency? Transparency’s a *good* thing, right? Gift article: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/u...

I seriously have no idea why I opened that last browser tab.

Question: if I sleep for an hour, and I dream that I’m asleep, does that mean I slept for two hours? I’m… asking for a friend. Yeah, let’s go with that. Asking for a friend.

From Severance S01E1 (AppleTV+): “There’s good news and bad news about Hell. The good news is, Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. “The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.”

12 years ago today. Never Forget.

OK, #Bluesky, I didn’t want to do this, but you’ve left me no choice: #Follow me or the bear gets it!

A publication I can respect. And you should, too. (Sure, they bought InfoWars, I get it, but that was — by far — the best news of November, 2024.)

Still trying to up my follows list from other platforms, finding friends, old friends, and colleagues. If you see me and follow me elsewhere, feel free to follow me.

Hopefully, @apple will finally reveal the Apple Classical app for #Mac OS… https://www.apple.com/apple-events/?cid=CDM-US-DM-c01183-M00000

My bride (of 21+ years) told me today that she thinks I am nuts because I listen to classical music; to which I say, “Give me Mozart, or give me death!”

Received my official Bluesky invite this afternoon. It seems like I’ve been through a city, a car, and a cardiac stress test since I applied. Oh, wait. It has. I hereby announce my presence on Bluesky.