Colm Kavanagh

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With Seamus Coleman “edging towards retirement”, what odds he ends up back at Everton in January, on a free? Almost like signing a new player…. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least!!! We’re gonna need bodies! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Mash 'n' Pumpkins

Memo to self: It's still way too early to buy anyone Ferrero Roche for Christmas!

Connacht Tribune Headline later this week: Paddy Kane's young lad wins Ballon D'or! Great Day For The Parish

Just thinkin' @percytoplis.bsky.social - seeing Salford getting yet another good 3pts tonight. Chances of them getting promoted to League 1 this season are improving by the game. Citeh to get relegated, to God knows what division? United in danger of going down this season. Salford, top Mancs when?!

U-Chew

U2 Irish dates to be announced next Thursday I believe. I can exclusively reveal - 14-08-28 Matt Molloy's, Westport (with meet and greet) 15-09-28 Monroe's, Galway 16-09-28 Mike The Pies, Listowel 17-09-28 DeBarra's, Clonakilty 18-09-28 Opera House, Cork Further dates yet to be announced. #U2

Evoking memories of a certain Alex Nyarko having a bit of a conversation with a well travelled Evertonian, on Highbury's luscious green.......

Little known fact. Before signing for Liverpool, former Everton 'star', Steve 'Shithouse' McMahon spent a short time playing for Middlesbrough in 1984. Pictured here, on the last day of the season, motioning to teammates....."five minutes!" True story.

I know it's only eight games in, and league tables mean diddley squat at this stage, but rather notable that only the current bottom three have scored less goals than Everton. Now, considering we've an ownership that's not arsed and a manager who's likely to have to sell in order to buy...fun times!

When you think of how it all ended for Gordon Lee at Everton (our 'failings' back then exacerbated by our neighbours being the top team in Europe)....settling for Moyes getting us to 40pts plus is a world away from the club and ethos we grew up believing in. Can't go on.

Can we put the clocks back tonight instead.......as I'm shattered from painting all day!!!

Dyche being lined up at Palace????

When a club you love dearly opts to celebrate a seventh place finish in the Premier League with the release of a DVD titled "The Magnificent Seventh", you know what direction your club is heading. "Trust us, we know what we're doing", they said. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Remind me again - European Super League? 🤣🤣

Cheer up Blues.... "Once upon a time, a Davey Moyes-led Everton used to play delightful flowing football.....and indeed, upon this very day back in 2007, the School of Science created this....." www.facebook.com/watch/?v=101...

Just yer average Tuesday night in Stoke.....

Season 3 Episode 5 of The Rockford Files?

Everton's in danger of becoming a modern day Huddersfield Town or Wolves - a traditional fanbase recalling great days 40 odd years ago, amidst modern day dross, and that 40 years becomes 50.....and then 60.... Unless the effin' Board gets it properly sorted! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON #YESTERDAYSMEN

Thought Moyes’ presser yesterday was his most revealing thus far this season (well done @giuliabould.bsky.social); notably his intention to possibly start a clearly unfit Nørgaard. What odds Norgaard gets a start in a league game before Hayden Hackney does?

Tough enough gig today without Branthwaite and Grealish. The squad cannot take a hit like that. And then to concede as we did. But, though the contest was over, I did like the sight of Hackney, Dibling, Armstrong and George out on the pitch at the same time. Hackney starting is a must.

Hackney on for Johnson, please - and push Dewsbury-Hall further forward.

First Everton Tha’ of the day there… “Arsenal have yet to score from a corner this season….”

It’d be funny - just once - if a referee decided to blow his whistle to start a game at Arsenal with that lot half way through that turgid Norf Laaaarndaarn F’rever! #UTFT #PaintbrushPutAway

D’yer reckon I’ll get two walls and a ceiling painted before a 3pm kick off today?! Might have a chance if I put the phone away!

Looking forward to a night off and watching a bit of Bohs v Shels on the box....very unlikely that relegated Sligo will upset Shamrock Rovers in Tallaght!

I can't contain my excitement for tomorrow, and a visit to Arsenal......our fourth away league game of the season, and with it being a 3pm kick off, not on tv in the UK, the chances of Everton *FINALLY* wearing our traditional Royal Blue away from home is very real. No white. No green. Royal Blue!!!

Everton, 3-0 up at home against AC Milan..... We can but dream, eh? #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Kenny Dalglish, 1977.

"Here's three, from Mumford & Sons...." #GBNewsRadio #GBeebies #KGBNews

Watching a bit of the Brentford game, and it’s the same commentator on duty as earlier this season when he kept on calling the home keeper “Kellerer”!!! Kelleher you tit! Some nice acting from our neighbours thus far - managed to get an opponent sent off…

I’m presuming Hackney is injured? Cracking talent, and not being involved is baffling. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

There’ll be at least two minutes added on with this injury to Martinez. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Remembering Howard today. xxx

Moyes immediacy upon being asked about Jake O'Brien's chances at centre half, at the presser earlier today... If he selects Keane alongside Tarkowski, leaving O'Brien mulling on the bench......I reckon that'll confirm his exit in January, which may suit all parties. Sad if it happens.

“I saw my brother fight at the National Stadium. It was at a Depeche Mode concert." The genius of Sean Hughes, who died on this day back in 2017. Loved his delivery of a punchline - Shite A&R man for Eejit Records, mind…

Very interesting night's footy in the League of Ireland. It's been an excellent domestic season this year, and still with a twist and turn perhaps?!

Interesting stat: Whenever Michael Keane has started we concede at least 2 goals per game. The exception to this occurred on the last day of last season, a 1-0 defeat at Spurs. The last time we kept a clean sheet, with Keane? Chelsea at home, last year! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

Y'know that thread about ruining a war movie.... We've all deliberately avoided The Battle Of The Bulge, haven't we?

All this kopite angst over Mancunian referee Chris Kavanagh absolutely doing them (their verdict, not mine!).....and, by the way, he's certainly no f*****g relation...but remind me again, who was the ref at Anfield just two seasons ago when Liverpool beat Man City?????

Newcastle getting twatted 4-1 tonight at Coventry shows you how tight this division is. A 1-0 win for them would've put them 4th in the table; tonight they stay 11th! Percy's United glad not to drop a further place!

It's the small things in life that please you.. Coming home from Stockholm today, at Passport Control at Arlanda, the officer wished my wife Karen a happy birthday when she presented her passport. Upon arrival in Dublin it happened again, "ah, welcome home Karen - and happy birthday!" #dublinairport

The Guns of Lena Zavaroni

Quality post, if aspiring to the spirit of Nil Satis Nisi Optimum!!!

What is it with Branthwaite, that sees him pulling up or tucking in the right leg of his shorts?! Is it football fashion of some sorts, a Masonic signal of sorts, or an out and out sign of devil worship… Of sorts! 🤣

Signs you’re losing the plot…. Watched the game in a bar over here in Stockholm earlier, and 60 plus minutes in, a few scoops already gone down nicely, I was urging Moyes to bring Beto on!!! 🤣🤣🤣