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I've watched 10 minutes of the new Carrie series, and I don't care what year it's set in, I don't care what the other kids do to her. Carrie will always be 100% justified in her actions. Burn that school to the ground sweety.

If it would stop raining every time I organize a canvas for my campaign that would be great.

I've eaten 6 butter tarts since 4am this morning. I can't tell if today is a good day or not

We can accept open genocide, but draw the line at ethnic cleansing? Gee I'm glad they finally found a backbone.

It's cool and great that we can do neo-colonialism in 2026. I'm sure this won't have long reaching implications or have any negative drawbacks in the years to come.

The CSRA has always been proud of our members in the LGBTQ community, and we were exceptionally happy to be present at Vancouver Pride. As the core concept of solidarity is community involvement, it's fantastic to see our members out and proud. Happy pride!

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is just a shitty version of A Knights Tale send tweet

I should really stop doing 10km runs then going and canvassing a few hours later. My feet are aching from doing 20-30km days.

I remember a time when we didn't constantly have a piss filter in Summer. I remember when massive forest fires weren't the norm. I remember when you weren't being poisoned with every breath.

I hear the tension behind this but it's worth remembering three things: - the enormous NATO power imbalance. Russia simply doesn't have the power to fight NATO. - Canada isn't in immediate risk of war that demands buildup. - arms races beget war. We're less safe better armed.

Let's all Morbius again and make the execs think we want this then not show up.

I'm really tired of companies getting away with price fixing. If the punishment for the crime is just a fine then it's not really a punishment it's the price of doing business. If you are going to fine them, make the fines really hurt. If the company makes more than 1 billion 3 million is nothing.

Not to sound like an old man on main but I think if you make a movie about animals you should use real animals and not CGI abominations.

In search of hoochie daddy shorts that say propaganda on the ass to match my gym fit.

Expecting the government to pay for stuff??? What is this a functional society?

I went and touched water and stones today to mix it up.

I touched grass today, did you?

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery ahh post

Israel is committing an apartheid state committing a genocide before our very eyes and yet our leaders continue to lay a smokescreen for them.

Making a concerted effort to read one physical book for every audiobook I listen to. Anyway here is my current Library snag

"Oh boy a uniform, license plate, and learning skills I already have will certainly make me want to die for my country!" Good to see that leadership is as out of touch as ever.

But hey we gotta vote Carney otherwise Poillievre and the conservatives will win. Elbows up was always nothing more than a slogan and the sooner people wake up to that the better.

If I had a nickel for every movie I've watched a movie where Robert Pattinson violently jerked off I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's strange that it's happened twice.

Sometimes my job sucks and I'm working for several hours, but this morning I worked for 3 minutes and made the same amount I would for hours of work so it all equals out.

I am already super sceptical of chiropracty in general but people who do it on animals are 100% making that shit up.

If I hear one more person say false flag I'm going to lose it. Contrary to popular belief sometimes things do indeed happen.

I've heard about "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" for years now and I finally read it. What a huge let down, my own imagination of what the story could be was more interesting than what was written.

My favourite conspiracy is that everything is going to be alright

Those Elf on the Shelf memes were a giant marketing campaign by the company. No one had heard of it before them.

My options were go back to sleep and have another nightmare or scroll bluesky which is just another waking nightmare.

The new Avatar movie hits different now that I've watched a real genocide unfold before my eyes.

I don't think it's ethical to build a majority government through floor crossings and I think democracy works better when we have minority governments with opposition MPs working together to best reflect the interests of Canadians who voted them in and scrutinizing legislation

That was one hell of an earthquake

I can't wait to live in this hellscape for the next three years.