Jimi John

I’m going to share something with you. I was a teenage zombie. It’s true. One of the kids I grew up with is a big time Hollywood producer now. But when we were 14, we used to shoot stuff on Super 8, and he would edit. youtu.be/lHHV7cEBbrc?...

It’s just a poem until someone sings it!, then it’s a song.

Do you remember?

Did you know… Moses supposes his noses is roses. But…Moses supposes erroneously.

Eve wore a Burka.

If acorns were valuable, I’d be a rich man. If acorns that fall in your yard from your neighbors tree were valuable, I’d be a wealthy man. Instead, my backyard is like a Lego minefield where I can no longer walk barefoot. #TrueStory

I wish I had know You Don’t Do Enough Around Here Season was starting early this year. Gonna be a long, dark winter.

Dear Alexander Graham Bell, I took this picture with my phone. Hard to explain. Then some little guys who live in my phone made it look even better. Also hard to explain. Oh, and my phone is so old it only has one camera! Jimi

I’m getting to the age where I start most sentences with, “I’m getting to the age…”

Hey @hwinkler4real.bsky.social ! Look what I found in an old family scrapbook…

The first time i saw @brucespringsteen.net live was July 31, 1984. Tickets were $15, and he played for over 3 hours. That's like $5/hour.

I live in the Midwest, so as long as I don’t breathe or eat, I’ll be fine.

1980, Ontario, taken from the passenger seat driving on the 401. #Photogrophy #OldBarns

07/13/26 AM You can put me on mute & block me. I don't care. I'll not stop! There're NO Civil Rights in Trump & Kimberly Richey’s Deranged America! I'll repeat this Every Day until Reality Sinks In. No children's rights, women's rights, disability rights, minority rights! 150 yrs gone! Get Louder!

I open my social media apps less and less these days, part of my self care. I was just scrolling for a minute, and I gotta tell you…it’s still bad. Really bad.

This is where I get off. In case you were wondering.

Mt. Rainier, circa 1997

Apparently Wyna Liu thinks Hockey is pronounced Hawkey. #Connections #ConnectionsFail

Congratulations, Spike Lee. #NBAFinals

The only differences between Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Churros are size, shape, and crunchy/chewy. Discuss.

Do you think this post had too many commas?

Well, I didn’t win a #TonyAward tonight, but that was expected, as I was not nominated. So I remain an Oscar, Grammy, and Tony away from the #EGOT Congrats to all of tonight’s winners.

The other day, someone said to me, I can’t believe you’re 60. And I said, well, financially I’m still 18. #SadButTrue

I need a major change in my life.

Restore American Democracy! It’s a RADical idea, I know. #RAD (It doesn’t have to be 4 letters just because theirs is. And this will look better on a hat.)

I feel equal parts rage and embarrassment too. Plus a lot more rage.

It’s almost comical how much my wife hates me right now. Why? My income level. That’s really all she cares about.

Game 7!

Heading to Little Caesars Arena in beautiful downtown Detroit to bring you #GameSeven of the Pistons v. Cavs on #Prime. Winners get the Knicks, losers get #TeeTimes #NBAPlayoffs

Gerrymandering: It is legalized cheating. This is my haiku. #Haiku #Gerrymandering

Ok, we’ve reached the point where characters from Idiocracy would think we’re stupid.

Who wants to play?

GERRYMANDERING IS LEGALIZED CHEATING!!

No we’re not. Republicans are. That is basically the dem platform.

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Why weren’t there any dinosaurs on The Arc? Wrong answers only.

Do you ever go off your depression meds for a few days just to see if everything still sucks?

Me, on a mountain top, with a bullhorn: GERRYMANDERING IS LEGALIZED CHEATING!!

86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 Come get some DJT you fucking piece of shit cock sucker.

Anyone in government, on either side of the aisle, who does not work to end Gerrymandering, is a loser.

If you’re watching Detroit vs Orlando tonight in the NBA Playoffs on NBC, from the truck, please enjoy our presentation.

My pronouns are has/been.

Who says “The Pope is weak on crime?” A president who is also a mob boss.

I know how we can have a lasting world peace, if everyone would just follow me: Everyone stop killing other people.

At some point, we really have to take a close look at the god awful possibility of President Couch Fucker.

It would be really funny if they released the Epstein Files to distract us from the Iran WR.