🧊K8🗡️

the relative chastity of c-dramas has me sounding like i’m undergoing some sad prude rumspringa. racing to the group chat to post “these characters are allowed to know what kissing is” like

me posting about a single half-exposed collarbone despite being an adult with ready access to infinite pornography

the relative chastity of c-dramas has me sounding like i’m undergoing some sad prude rumspringa. racing to the group chat to post “these characters are allowed to know what kissing is” like

why have they deleted his cheekbones. let’s find out.

he's a mysterious perfumer whose mind palace can't be casually astral projected into for mysterious perfumer reasons, this cost significantly more than the $12 implied by the promo image, it's the most seamless wig i've seen him in in A While, it's already hornier than the show with the fuck poison

why have they deleted his cheekbones. let’s find out.

i'm captivated by the lincoln log snack situation

i will also let you imagine the ending of this one but he did go to the bone deleting realm for a minute

everyone on this greenscreen set sweating absolute buckets for some reason while he reverse unos daoism in space to get a one piece mcguffin fruit

everything's going great

need to replace my desk for ergonomic reasons and instead of doing something easy what if i bid $1 on this busted old library table and have a guy fix it back up

getting really invested in the journey his left index finger is on here. we got an ancient chinese bandaid, we got the aftermath of the blowout, we got the oxidation turning him green

is it as distracting (to me as a viewer) as the pool show pink eye? no. do i think someone should be put in the stocks about it anyway? yes.

friends who will tell you (kindly and constructively) when you’re being a dumb bitch are so important

many bad posts on this site swarming with bad friends making each other goofier i fear. “you know when you see a post on a posting website about a ship you don’t like and it completely ruins your mood all day???” “uwu it’s the worst i’m so sorry that happened to you.” no! they need an intervention!

sometimes as a treat i watch xingchen ineffectually blot 1% of the gore off xue yang before tying some strips of mystery textile found in an abandoned shack around his apparently broken leg plus like 3 layers of outfit and go “there all better :)” and i savour it as-is while suspending no disbelief

i love him,,,

the effect is lost because bsky is scrambling my screengrabs to shit however i would like to thank the makeup dept for actually looking after him instead of the heavenly secrets whatever show protocol of going all in on the maybelline eyes and leaving his whole complexion to the dogs

i love him,,,

he cannot be fooled by a false fuck poison incident, he is a respectable fellow, his dick is on lockdown

once again thinking about Mundane Cultivator Shit such as sword magazines and wherever babygirl is copping these fits. where is jianghu hot topic.

fic authors deftly working around the fact that show canon technically involves everyone sleeping in their clothes with their hair fully did and a first aid system of vaguely dabbing blood off some robes before tying some bandages on over them are so brave

i think the other half of the thought here is that i don’t really buy into “blaming” or “holding accountable” or “can glup shitto be redeemed” outside the context of a conversation in universe.

like i can talk about why glup shitto kicked the puppy, and if he chose or was compelled to kick the puppy, and if/why other characters consider him to be at fault for kicking the puppy, or if he blames himself for kicking the puppy, but that’s just interpreting the text, there are no stakes here 🤷

POV you are trying to build a shelf