Commander Quinoa

Wherever I see a skeet where the poster is talking about the stuff they have been posting on X I wonder what drives how they decide which network to post on. Put all the racial ‘theories’ on X and come here to pursue online morality scolds?

I was really curious what the deal with all the ai slop garbage was in my feed this morning. Apparently I was on the discover tab

Stupid iOS update made it so my ipad doesn’t do volume below 10% any more. Used to be able to manually set very low volume with the slider but now it’s silent until i get to 10% which is much louder that I want for the stupid screen i have next to bed. Every update i like my apple products less.

Trumps gone full circle on the value of a birth certificate over these past 18 years

Got a “fuck you, bastard” from the homeless guy I’ve given food/money to a few times previously cause I said I couldn’t help him out right then since I was in the middle of doing my português review when he hit me up.

NFL football has been a lot less enjoyable since my least favorite qb started playing for my favorite team.

Amateurs. I’m the dumb fucker who got up to watch Nebraska this morning for a game that kicked off locally at 4am.

What’s the moment you internally decided “this is me becoming an adult?” For me it’s the first time i bought toilet paper at the supermarket rather than just stealing rolls from my place of employment.

I promised myself I wouldn't feel hope again this season but somehow I let it into my heart again. Of course, I've been a Nebraska fan long enough to know that this is when I should expect to be hurt again. Go big red

ACTUALLY, "Texas Toast" has to originate from the protected designation region in Texas. What you're eating is just fat bread.

@jordanmorris.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social For one glorious moment I thought I was about to be treated to an hour of jjgo featuring the 90s ska punk band Goldfinger. Alas.

Apparently my home nation has decided it wants to get into the business of live-streaming executions. Depravity on the level of ISIS Every day I am a bit more glad that I left when I did. Watching the absolute repugnance on display, I am glad I’m not raising my kids in that environment any longer.

Apparently the Fast and Furious cast was dealing with mumps when they sat for these portraits for the fair’s bumper cars.

My kid got phished today and they stole his Microsoft account which is his Minecraft account. I know it's not real but it's an absolutely seriously traumatic event for him. MS support to get an account back is essentially non-existant. I am livid how much money they took to gave no customer service

I just learned you can have your iPhone camera take photos in .jpeg by default. You can’t upload those .heic images anywhere

Let’s say you’ve been working at the FBI for years and all the sudden your boss said that the organization requires lowering standards so that they can finally hire people who have been convicted of fucking dogs… would you want to remain employed there?

I’d spent so long calling them amoral pigfuckers not realizing it was literally true.

Flying to London tomorrow to attend the studio record for the next series of Taskmaster. Going to be weird seeing it live after over a decade of isolated (yet still rabid) fandom. See you soon, @alexhorne.bsky.social

Since the football season started again I was watching some American tv and learned Arby’s is offering a product called steak nuggets!?! Called shot by Griffin McElroy on that one I guess. That said, trachea sized pieces of Arby’s grade steak seems like a massive choking hazard.

Every sports scores app is now like 3/4 gambling content. Obnoxious. Why don’t any apps have valuable information like a half time count down timer?

Yikes. Just saw an ad for “Dude Wipes” and it’s hard for me to understand the psychology of someone so insecure about their masculinity that they need gender affirming ho baths

Ugh. My YouTube music is starting to push AI generated music onto me. I really wish there was just a “fuck ai slop” filter to turn that garbage off.

Living in the algarve is great. Love the beaches, the natural beauty, the food… I do wish there were fewer rich white ladies who make their life here about selling a gweneth paltrow-ian view of wellness. Can’t go five minutes without someone asking for €30 to do healing yoga with them in a park

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

Ugh, my airpod case is SOMEWHERE in this house but I can't find it. I've Find My'ed it 100s of times but my phone can't connect when I do that. But every now and then I open my phone and it'll be like "Hey we connected to the case like 20 minutes ago but didn't wanna say anything then, good luck!"

Got booted from the local FB group within a week. Some old man replied to a request for a local moving company by saying the lady came off "rude and arrogant" for not ending request with please. I suggested that he himself could come off that way for chastising a stranger. Alas, old men run facebook

This is the first time I’ve seen an article referring to shotguns loaded with bird shot as “pellet guns.” Usually, when people talk about pellet guns they are referring to the much, much less deadly airsoft guns. Seems like the BBC is making this behavior seem less egregious with this word choice.

My Apple Watch keeps trying to call emergency services every 5-10 seconds and won’t stop. Been 5 years of it being central to my personal fitness and activity but I am in no mood to give Apple any money. Guess it’s the end of the road

I just bought my first pair of reading glasses. The decline continues unabated.

It’s weird that if you need glasses you see something 5 feet away from you you need a doctor appointment, a prescription, and lenses measured to your pupils. If you need glasses to read something 2 feet away you can just grab whatever feels right off a rack in the back of an Aldi.

Some things here in Portugal are so different than my experience in the states. My daughter’s handball league has all participants do a medical exam annually. They brought in a doctor to do the exams and assigned the players time to come in. She got a full exam, inc. an ECG for less than 15 dollars.

How dare you limit replies? If you had the slightest inkling how pithy my retort was you would be ashamed of yourself

We’re in the last day of a family holiday to Porto. It’s been a lovely time. We had great fun, exceptional food, lots of interesting cultural exploration. Kinda wish we hadn’t spent quite as much money though as the kids highlight from the trip was that I let them have the tiniest sip of Super Bock.

I’ve not seen this page on yt before. Is this a new feature or just a product of me being in a larger city currently.

Doing a long weekend in Porto. It’s been an exceptional time. Amazing food, beautiful buildings everywhere, charming and friendly people abound. The one meh part was Livaria Lello which was nice but I definitely got my wallet inspected in exchange to see some (admittedly) cool stairs.

Once more we can see the greatest vulnerability for gerontocracy is passage of time

Maybe if I change my name in the app to something less white the Indian place I get take out from will finally believe me when I say max spicy.

Sad to hear that Bonnie Tyler passed. It reminded me of the Hurra Torpedo cover of the song which definitely approached the song from a distinctly unique angle. youtu.be/ysUjYAi0WcQ?...

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

I'll say what we are all thinking about Mitch McConnell: I'm glad that decrepit turtle violator is dead.

Hmm. Way more baseball in my feed today than the last couple weeks. Guess soccer fever is over all the sudden

Going to the bar to watch Portugal play Spain. The goal: don’t get so drunk that tomorrow I’m hungover while building half dozen IKEA furniture pieces for the new house.

I came into this with no real feelings one way it the other about Paraguay but I’m leaving with some strong “fuck those guys” energy

Enya voice: Paraguay, Paraguay, Paraguay

I’m watching the World Cup on British TV currently at the moment and I don’t understand why on earth they abbreviate Morocco as MAR. It doesn’t have any As are all. Come on people, try harder