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Blue MAGA wins in Maine

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Can you imagine being so deluded that you think these slave-owning, genocide-loving, misogynistic oligarchs would have been anything but proud of this administration?

All the Kamala bots must be so happy with her “I told you so” moment at Jackson’s funeral.

Oh look. Democrats are lining up to fund this new war. Who could have seen that coming?

Yes! And it can't come soon enough!

Joe Biden and the entire Democratic Party leadership who covered up his dementia are to blame for this fascist regime.

CBP agents swerved their car into an innocent woman, shot her five times, DHS lied about it and tried to cover it up, and the shooter was congratulated after for "excellent service." This wasn't just an attempted murder. It was an attempted assassination. www.huffpost.com/entry/border...

Let’s keep that conversation about Puerto Rican representation going!

@kamalaharris.com please go away. You were a garbage candidate who loved billionaires and republicans more than the base of your own party. Please don’t subject us to your bullshit any more.

If we had local governments that ACTUALLY cared about The People, police would be posted in front of ICE concentration camps. Our real police would be arresting and JAILING every ICE thug who brings in a prisoner without a genuine legal warrant signed by a judge.

I'm attending Graham for Maine's event, “Graham in Yarmouth! Town Hall at AMVETS Post 2” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/grahamformai...

Is anyone surprised?

@pingree.house.gov @janetmillsforme.bsky.social

Welcome to the Fascist States of America

When you use UPS or FedEx, you are funding fascism. Use the post office.

Obamacare was a giveaway to insurance companies. In return, they funded his 2012 reelection. Remember how he promised a public option? Obama was a fraud. He brought us Trump.

I would definitely go ahead and get those meningitis inoculations everyone

This Holiday Season we give thanks to the brave men and women of I.C.E.

Kamala Harris, like most liberal politicians, said: I'm going to fight fascism [only if you elect me. If you don't, I'm just going to be a sore loser & piss off instead of showing that I actually care about the job & stick around to fight fascism anyway even if I'm not the one getting the glory]

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

“Over the last 48 hours, the faux-free speech warrior, faux-queer rights advocate, and arguably faux-journalist “editor-in-chief” of CBS News decided to drop the mask; she opted to go full fash, as the kids say.” - @petertwinklage.bsky.social for Zeteo’s First Draft:

@jaketapper.bsky.social where the fuck is Jake Tapper? Not so concerned about dementia anymore huh?

@janetmills4me.bsky.social we don’t need any more 80 year olds running for office.

@barackobama.bsky.social Palestinians in Gaza have families too you absolute fraud.

Janet Mills is doing the bidding of the Democratic Party and running for Senate in Maine. Her only job is to crush the leftist candidate and allow the Republican to win in 2026. Disgraceful.

I'm attending Graham for Maine's event, “Graham in Portland! Town Hall at Bunker Brewing” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/grahamformai...

There are only three political positions in America today 1) I like the fascism 2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc) 3) I oppose the fascism The rest is details

The US is over. It’s time for groups of contiguous blue states to secede and form new countries.

Not this behavior from the most ethical military force in the world /s (how did they ever get that moniker?)

How many Aryans serve in the IDF? That would explain their gleeful extermination of Palestinians.

@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social you should be ashamed of yourself for the lies and insinuations you made against Mamdani. “Glorifying the slaughter of Jews?” “Global jihad?” You should be ashamed of yourself and apologize immediately.

Fuck this bullshit. Our country does everything for the billionaires, and has been doing so for decades and centuries. It’s time that this country did something for us.

@jordanbpeterson.com.web.brid.gy you’re really quite nothing

@themopup.bsky.social i’m listening to your podcast from this morning David. Are you seriously suggesting that Israel attacked Iran because of their nonexistent nuclear weapons? Please don’t tell me you’re believing Zionist propaganda.

How many of the #nokings protestors wil happily vote for the next corporate hack democrat that will lose to a Republican in 2028?

Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

Talking with a Trumptard who insists that there are no Palestinians in Israel. Refuses to believe that Gaza and the West Bank are in Israel. That’s what we are dealing with here

Portland, ME

Georgia law lets judges resign in a way that cancels elections and lets the governor pick their replacement. Critics are demanding that this loophole be fixed. “You don’t cancel an election just because you don’t like the outcome.” boltsmag.org/georgia...

Define your music in six artists 1. The Beatles 2. Rage Against the Machine 3. Soundgarden 4. Grateful Dead 5. Phish 6. Nirvana

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social hey Hill. Remember when you encouraged your pal Trump to run in 2016 because you thought he would be easy to beat? Some of us do.