A Common Terry

At no point have I ever said to myself, “Oh! Nick Saban endorses it? I’m in!“

I feel like the hummingbirds in my neighborhood should show me a little more appreciation. I’m just sayin’.

Fixed it.

They’ve identified the shooter as the Epstein files. #trumpshooting

This orange asshole is gonna get us all killed. But at least the red hat lemmings will “own the Libs.”

Watergate. WMDs. Everything Trump. Republicans have a long history of believing obvious lies. Maybe they’re just generationally stupid.

A Terrier should have won the Westminster Dog Show. #CatherineOHara

The only way I’m watching #Melania is if someone adds a laugh track.

Destroying people’s lives just because you arbitrarily hate them is a weird kink. #ice

At what point do the fucking adults put a stop to this?? #ReneeGood

That was one hell of a World Series. #Dodgers

Hate: The most Christian of emotions.

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

Who’s gonna tell him? #ianhapp

@thedemocratsmv.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov Really?? There isn’t a single adult in the room?

Bud Crawford is one of the top 5 boxers in history. Tonight’s display put a stamp on it. #AlvarezVsCrawford

This is Wally. He's distraught because he had a fun time playing at grandma's house and has to go home. Tries not to play favorites, but grandma is definitely his. 13/10

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Okay, while I do agree that, yes, social media should be regulated, it begs the question “What the fuck do we do about Fox News? What the fuck do we do about a president who spreads hate?” The White House manufactures hate. Period.

Dr. Oz should give up politics and open a comedy club called Dr. Ha’s. A far more suitable profession. After all— he IS a punchline.

What a fucking terrible way to discover your husband’s a Coldplay fan.

Joey Chestnut is the most American American who ever Americaned. #NathansFamousHotDogEatingContest2025

After practice today, I asked Natasha Cloud about Trump’s callous rhetoric directed towards Zohran Mamdani in the days since Zohran’s Democratic mayoral primary win here in NYC. As always, Tash spoke with compassion, with urgency, with morality. (🎥: @busyxb.bsky.social)

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10

It’s going to take me quite some time to get over the violence of Los Angeles’ #NoKings protest. A woman bumped into me and had the audacity to say, “Oh, I’m sorry.” THEN she doubled-down and asked, “Are you okay?”

@cnn.com “Donut store,” Anderson Cooper?

The “Layla” coda montage in “Goodfellas” remains a masterpiece.

As I rewatch “Succession” I’m realizing that #RFKJr is Connor Roy.

It’s official: @jaketapper.bsky.social is a punchline.

TRANSITIVE VERB RIGHTS!!

No #LinkedIn, I do NOT want to connect with Ryan Reynolds.

The key to this particular pope’s success is celery salt. #PopeLeoXIV

We can only hope there’s a medical researcher somewhere with a tattered sketchbook filled with scrawls of “RFK Jr.”

I have questions for this new Pope. Such as, where was he on the night of July 12, 1979? #PopeLeoXIV

Social media influencers becoming papal experts in three… two… one…

@espn.com Wait— Do you people actually think Stephen A. Smith is funny??

@asklyft.bsky.social What percentage of your drivers do you estimate can actually drive? ⭐️ - Would not recommend

With just 16 Red Wolves known to remain in the wild, every wolf is essential + worth protecting. #SaveRedWolves

OK, for whatever reason, the comments have been limited on this post. But if I were going to comment, it would be to simply say, HE STOPPED GIVING BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO PRETEND ANYMORE. Why is anyone shocked?

Yyyyyyup. @cnn.com @msnbc.com @chrislhayes.bsky.social

“Don’t Stop Believin’” is a laughably bad song. Just atrocious.

You’ll have to trust me when I tell you that reading the ambulance chaser billboards throughout Los Angeles in a Pittsburgh accent is fucking hysterical.

@cbsmornings.bsky.social Tell me you’re not embarrassed by your relationship to #BlueOrigin And if you’re not? You reeeeeaally should be. Your people need to do a better job of reading the country.

I am of the opinion that #FoxNews is an enemy of the State. But, hey, I’ve just never been much of a Nazi propaganda guy.

Shooting Katy Perry et al into space is a billionaire’s laughably obvious attempt to distract you from what’s happening. And apparently it’s working. #BlueOrigin

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