matt

update

planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy 😔

reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq 😋

[hyping up my ouroboros friend] body is eatinggggggggg

you have to be hairy, but not too hairy

I've seen some of your holes more than my own

sorry I was evil back there or whatever. it will happen again

top. bottom. side. you shall all burn just the same

men can joke but gay men can only selfie

waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pérez review

my reply guy died

I suck your balls!

this you?

bluesky still not having pictures in dms is so funny. you will fall in love with me strictly from my letters

touch me pizza and buy my butt

daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius

never kill yourself

libsoftiktok:

bottoms just don't understand how expensive this is

how did everything burn down except the emilia pérez billboards

I don't like when you guys write "cawk." it's gauche

white boy STUNS congress by microinfluencing on new Chinese short form video app

As a gay male instacart shopper, I use subtle clues about my sexuality in my profile so that people feel more comfortable ordering from me than a normal guy. When it comes to grocery shopping, I am basically a girl.

just watched this super cute movie on netflix. if you're ever feeling sad, this will cheer you right up! 😍

midwest grindr is crazy. y'all are braving antarctica to suck a lil dick

darkness seems to be winning a lot

😭

there's a gay clown inside of you. set him free

you wanna know how I know trans men are men? because one just badly fucked up my instacart order

I wanna hold the fist inside you

how very nice to meet you I'd like to know about SEX CHANGE OPERATIONNNNNNNNN

no bluesky bot will ever match him in my heart

what is he thinking about

oh to bounce on it in a way that saves my village from plague