maggie

Pretend that all my skeets are posted by me sending a text from my proto-smart phone in 2008

Subscriptions for app is such a drag. It’s like an artificial barrier for software that’s already there. The way that apps monetize using the monthly subscription (and then now other software, borrowing that same framework) bums me out.

Celebrating International Women’s Day by listening to “Girl, so confusing” by Charli xcx featuring Lorde on repeat

You know you’re a parent of small children when waking up at 7am is considered sleeping in

Just so you know, you can keep dressing your toddler in their cute Christmas pajamas as long as you want. It’s not like they will fit in them next year.

Wuthering Heights Early Spring ie the perfect follow up to Brat Summer

My life started feeling a lot more luxurious when I started using a LOT more product. Skin care products, hair products… like, if you feel meh about a product, have you tried using three time as much? Just like as an experiment!!!

baby’s first fever overnight… whew, are we all tired. super grateful to still be nursing and to cosleep because I think we both got the most sleep we probably could have all things considered.

also the toddler slept 12 hours last night. Which means I got to lay in my own bed for 12 hours and no one had to get out of bed before 8am 🥹🥹🥹

I spent so much of my 20’s figuring out how to be emotionally sustainable. Now that i’m in my 30’s I’m so grateful for all that time spent so I can focus on other things.

Subtle thing that upset my toddler recently: He handed my husband a toy ball, which he took then said “thank you!!” This upset the toddler.

Today my toddler got upset that I handed him his own Yoto player, which I ASKED him if he wanted and he nodded YES.

I have basically only played No Man’s Sky since I got my Switch 2. Is there a No Man’s Sky Sky?

Baby toddler is now turning into a true toddler - the kind of things that upsets him are becoming subtler and more hilarious

New music by The Format on the radio? Is it 2005???????????

I’m not even Christian but this is so true

also, hello - if you are trans, non-binary, or otherwise erased by whatever the fuck the US federal government is doing right now, please know that I love you for you and you deserve to be your own self.

It would be funny is someone tried to apply for CEO/vp type jobs using a fake résumé and then using AI to help make all their business decisions