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can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat
Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social this came to me in a dream last night
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I intend to be a menace this week. An absolute menace.
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🔮in five years America will be governed by sincerity-pilled millennials. They’ll be competencemaxxing in all three branches of government. universal basic income will pass unopposed. A ukulele for every home🔮
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sighing and cancelling a date because they hit me with an unironic “I asked ChatGPT and-“
sorry diva I didn’t realize you were a fucking twerp
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This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
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