Fraser

Using GIFs is quite frankly beneath me

Stereotypes?? Uhh okay, what’s next, MP3types??? Thanks so much for the support everyone it really does mean the world

Flávio Bolsonaro has been taken to hospital

Fucking lol at Trump turning on Bill Maher. Just great stuff

I really need for both my eyes to keep going the same direction forever, I don’t want any of that late in life wonky eye bullshit you see some people get

Ed Sheeran can always fall back on painting if the music thing doesn’t work out

I love that we refer to deceased people as ‘the late…’. One final dig at their lack of punctuality

[committee organising the Brisbane 2032 Olympics opening ceremony] woah woah woah, we don’t have Mary J Blige money, but we might have Blu Cantrell money

Hard to come back from ‘embattled’ politically

Soup….. De Jour!!! Today’s Soup De Jour is….. Carrot! 🥕 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 Why not try some delicious carrot soup… today (de jour)! 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕

If they had let this guy continue for another five minutes there is no doubt in my mind he would’ve knocked himself out trying to do a nunchuck manoeuvre

They should’ve gone with ‘Havoc! On The Radar’

It should say ‘Scientists and Fraser are thrilled’ but they’ll probably post a correction soon

POV: you’re me looking at this bottom

Writing a memoir? Please don’t mention anything about me getting both hands caught in two separate pickle jars at the same time!!! Thank you!!!

A cooker with a heart of gold

Okay I’ll bite, what’s France?

I’m retiring from the medium of dance

Honestly, cannot think of a funnier political nickname than ‘feels on wheels’ in recent memory

Very few things I hate more than Roger Waters’ delivery of ‘Hello, is there anybody in there?’ on Comfortably Numb. Pantomime sounding ass line

Once again I just want to wish everyone a happy birthday

Microdosing 90s nostalgia by calling anyone with a mobile phone a wanker

[non violently] say your prayers!!!!!

Let’s try and get cyber rock happening again

Loving everyone’s thoughts on everything, keep them coming!

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was a kid in my class at school bring in the pair of shorts his brother wore to a Metallica concert for Show n Tell

As a bully, finding out about cyber-bullying has had a huge impact on my life. It’s allowed my bullying to grow and develop in ways I could never have imagined and to reach members of the community I could have only dreamed of bullying before

We should be trying to go to war with Mars, not colonise it

We’ve been trying to find the title of this sculpture by my suggestion is Throwin It Back: Big Beefy Bussy

Cordon Bleu is the thinking man’s turducken

Okay let’s start taking bets on what the Cop This sequel which will no doubt be green-lit any day now will be called: - Cop That - Cop This…. Again! - Cop This & That - It’s a Cop Thing 💋🚨 - COPacabana! - Cop They/Them - Merci BouCOP (French language)

I’ve dakked Magnus Carlsen

My biggest celebrity meeting? Without a doubt it was Michael Hill, from Michael Hill Jewellers

Look let’s just say I know a thing or two about cordon bleu and we’ll leave it at that

People love going ‘oh the world started turning to shit when Bowie died in 2016’ but actually the data suggests the downward trend started much earlier, around the time Keri Russell cut her hair short in Felicity in 1999

‘Yeah it’s going really well, lots happening’ - manager of Earth at the quarterly Board Meeting

This my view from the toilet pretty much every time

If I was a young unknown actor I would simply land a breakthrough role that sets me up with a long and illustrious career

Lmao. What the fuck

Everyone shut up I think Susan Dell looks normal

Ginger Baker looked like he was a week away from dying his entire life

Got drunk last night and ordered $50 worth of dill pickle flavoured peanuts for some friends interstate

Look at this horseshit - the rental tenant app my leasing agents use is trying to get people to pay a monthly subscription to access ‘rental insights’ and allowing me the privilege of an additional method to pay my rent. Do real estate agents understand why everyone hates them?

If my job has taught me anything it’s that financially wealthy people are the most miserable whinging cunts and it’s not something anyone should aspire to

Terrific. Well, I will see you all in a few days or something

How does Ed Kavalee keep getting a guernsey. He’s the Tommy Little of Lawrence Mooneys.