condunn

tore up from the *checks notes* floor up

RT with your home river the LA river 💖

the ai chat bot isn’t making you look 80s it’s making you look hot and this is why you’re posting it

guess who i found at the vintage shop

the baddest bitches ain’t in LA, they’re antiquing in palm springs

i’m not crying at the end of coyote vs. acme you’re crying at the end of coyote vs. acme

new #fcf sponcon just dropped

"Marty! Hear me out. The Color of More Money. This time, I'm the old one. I mean [loud laugh] not OLD. Obviously no one would believe that. But I think my fans are ready to see me as, you know, 50...49, 50. Late forties." "But you'll be 65." [pause] "You know, I came to you with this as a courtesy."

i had a dream i wanted tickets to a music festival but they were sold out bc tate mcrae was headlining and so i had to sneak in but then no one showed up to see tate

YOU SEEM PRETTY PINK FOR A BAJA BLAST 😭😭😭

in honor of the hit movie spa day

fuck it’s a ******

help i can’t stop watching videos of mormons opening up their mission assignment letters

back on my instagram 2013 bullshit

she would always say ‘a person’s face says a lot about how they look’ ❤️

trying this again

i don’t have proof of this but the way things are going i can only assume hayden cursed me on her way out

rumpled but still here

hey anyone heard of this new app called goose

one step closer to making the world’s greatest hummus made by a white man

capital one you will never know peace for this

diet starts monday

oh really? he sent me to heaven

carbs are NOT your enemy Timothee Chalamet is!

y’all can keep your leg day im doing Peg day

@bsky.app said good morning it seems you’ve gone down the wrong path here let’s start with a clean slate bb

big weekend eh

No weapon that is formed against Britney Spears shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against Britney in judgment thou shalt condemn

do they still give kids palate expanders or was that just something they did in the 90s to stop kids from eating popcorn

when we eventually find out egg bites cause butt cancer it’s joever for me

Hey it's me Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray

get to know your blooms! i’ll make it short i am exactly this old and gay

yall ever seen god

a state of mind